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19 Food Fails All British People Have Experienced

Pray for those served a pie with hardly any filling.

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1. A roast dinner with not enough gravy.

It needs to cover everything!
Twitter: @36images

It needs to cover everything!

2. Or, even worse, a roast with NO gravy.

Leftover roast from yesterday... Fuming no gravy @EmmaFrags

Twitter: @lisamaky

It's devastatingly dry, and you can't stop thinking about what could have been.

3. A wet and sloppy Eton Mess.

Sometimes you just over-stir it.
Twitter: @LollyBH

Sometimes you just over-stir it.

4. A pie with a disappointing amount of filling.

Pure heartbreak.
Twitter: @mark_hands

Pure heartbreak.

5. A pie which only has pastry on the top and therefore IS NOT A PIE.

In 2015 a petition to outlaw 'pies' that only have a pastry lid and no bottom crust, gained 5,687 signatures.

Twitter: @MFeasts

6. Cutting into your "Ripe and Ready" avocado to make delicious avocado on toast, only to discover it's rotten and everything's a lie.

Your breakfast is completely ruined.
Twitter: @judyhoracek

Your breakfast is completely ruined.

7. Overcooked scrambled eggs.

It's so sad when they go all rubbery.
Twitter: @AmandaaaYG

It's so sad when they go all rubbery.

8. Baked beans that went congealed and got a skin on top.

*Shudder*

9. Cheese on toast with a measly amount of cheese.

The cheese must be oozing everywhere.
Twitter: @scottwmason

The cheese must be oozing everywhere.

10. Undercooked chips.

When they're all flabby and tasteless.
Twitter: @RupertHG

When they're all flabby and tasteless.

11. Overcooked chips.

You were so excited about them, too.
Twitter: @mxrty_

You were so excited about them, too.

12. Soggy fish and chips.

The batter should be crispy.
Twitter: @MrBStephenson

The batter should be crispy.

13. A fallen Rich Tea.

You feel like you've failed your nation
Twitter: @Fever_Design

You feel like you've failed your nation

14. A badly burnt BBQ sausage.

They're like charcoal turds.
Twitter: @RobWalker1967

They're like charcoal turds.

15. A sad fry up in a cafe that clearly doesn't understand fry ups.

This is a disgrace.
Twitter: @BeechardRich

This is a disgrace.

16. A bad bacon butty.

The bread to bacon ratio must be correct, and the bacon must be perfectly cooked. It's an art form.
Twitter: @DavidHarperTV

The bread to bacon ratio must be correct, and the bacon must be perfectly cooked. It's an art form.

17. An incredibly weak cup of tea.

Look at the absolute state of it.
Twitter: @webbo_77

Look at the absolute state of it.

18. A stale, raisin-less scone.

Noooooo!

19. Getting your heart set on a cheese and pickle sandwich and realising you're all out of pickle.

The worst day ever.
Twitter: @philspence91

The worst day ever.