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Cook A Meal For Gordon Ramsay And Get An Honest Review

Cook A Meal And Gordon Ramsay Will Rate It

Choose something  
to support the main  
act in your dish:

What will go wrong while you’re cooking?  
  


Congratulations! You completed your dish. How do you feel?

What do you say to Gordon as you present your finished meal  
to him?  


**Gordon's review:** "It looks like a bison's penis."

Gordon hated your meal, sorry!

**Gordon's review:** "It looks like the inside of my granddad's colostomy bag."

Gordon found your food revolting!

**Gordon's review:** "Have you been sick on the plate?"

Gordon was not impressed.

**Gordon's review:** "It looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool."

Bad news — Gordon hated every mouthful.

**Gordon's review:** "I'd rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth."

Gordon spat your food into his napkin.

**Gordon's review:** "You literally took a shit in a blender, and blended it."

Oh no — Gordon didn't like your meal!

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Cook A Meal For Gordon Ramsay And Get An Honest Review

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