Mr Scnuff is voting Labour
He was a bit uncertain about Jeremy Corbyn at first, but he loves jam, the NHS, and is also a big fan of running through wheat fields – which he DOES NOT consider naughty in any way.
Cookie's voting Tory
She wants a nice tasty Brexit, it's her favourite treat.
Dustin's voting Lib Dem
Dustin’s a good boy, a kind boy, but he’s a bit posh so he’s voting Lib Dem. (He likes the look of Tim Farron's spaniel, too).
Kip's voting SNP
Kip’s a proud Scottish lass, and she’ll be voting for her girl Nicola.
Bertie's voting Tory
You wouldn’t believe it but Bertie was a sandal-wearing Labour voter in his youth. With age came wisdom though, and a realisation that he couldn’t keep doling out his hard-earned Pedigree Chum to other dogs, not in these straitened times.
Betty Boo isn't going to vote in the end, oh dear
She was going to vote for Corbyn but then it started raining on election day, and “A Place In The Sun” came on telly, and then she fell asleep, and it just never happened.
Arthur's voting UKIP
Look, Arthur’s feeling a bit paranoid about everything right now, especially all these cockerpoos coming in and stealing his jobs.
Honey's voting Labour
Honey’s three years old, and she’s a proud Corbynista of course!
Bodger's voting Green
Don’t be deceived by the smart tie! Bodger’s an environmental consultant at a biodegradable poo bag company, and he think Caroline Lucas is the only decent person in politics.
Dig Dog's voting Tory
Dig Dog lives in a fuck off mansion in Dorset, who do you think he’s going to vote for?