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Blue Christmas Lights Are The Worst And They're Ruining Christmas

BLUE. IS. NOT. CHRISTMASSY.

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Christmas is meant to be the season of cosiness, of warm, twinkling lights glittering in the darkness.

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Electric blue is the colour of emergencies, crime scenes, and accidents.

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When you see blue flashing lights, you know to expect the worst.

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It's the colour of a fly killer in a butcher's shop.

This window display does not say, "Merry Christmas, everyone!"

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It says, "All the flies in here are dead."

The new trend for blue Christmas lights is tainting what should be the purest and happiest of seasons with darkness and fear.

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The people on the internet know what they're talking about!

Christmas lights should never be blue! End of story👍🏽 https://t.co/oqK6t30E3g

It's just wrong.

@Ironbridgeview God preserve from that most unchristmassy of spectacles .... blue christmas lights.

So please, please – let's come together and return our cities, towns, and villages to the festive glory of Regent Street in 1997:

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