9 Cringe Sex Things That Happen But No One Talks About

Letting a lil' fart slip out.

1. Someone walking in on you.

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8/10 awkward if it's your flatmate. 11/10 if it's your mum.

2. An animal walking in on you.

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They don't know what's going on. Or do they?

3. Not realising your bedroom isn't soundproof.

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People still have ~needs~ at Christmastime, when they're forced to cohabit with elderly relatives.

4. Faking an O.

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Sometimes you'd rather just pretend the sex was good than deal with their hurt little face.

5. Losing your ~mojo~.

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Often occurs after a really dull unsexy thought drifts into your mind, like whether you ever replied to that phone message your nan left.

6. Fumbling a condom.

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It was all so sexy and romantic until you had to pause to extract a slippery beige rubber sheath from its packaging.

7. Peaking too early.

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Sometimes it's all just too much.

8. Letting a little fart slip out.

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You thought you could get away with a silent one, but oh no – there it pops. If you survive this you're probably onto something good.

9. All other body noises.

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Whether it's one of those weird burps that gets trapped in your throat, or the slappetty-slap of groin on thigh, most human body noises are awkward in sex but we just gotta live with it.