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17 Awards Every Girl Deserved In The '00s

We were hella good at lots of things.

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1. Frostiest Eyeshadow Award

Our eyeshadow was was frostier than Jack Frost ice skating across a frozen lake, beneath a canopy of frost-encrusted icicles.
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Our eyeshadow was was frostier than Jack Frost ice skating across a frozen lake, beneath a canopy of frost-encrusted icicles.

2. Longest Torso Award

It's kind of like we were a different species in the '00s. Like long-torsoed aliens reigned supreme for a decade before retreating to whence they came from.
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It's kind of like we were a different species in the '00s. Like long-torsoed aliens reigned supreme for a decade before retreating to whence they came from.

3. The Oompa Loompa Award for Outstanding Commitment to an Orange-Hued Skin Tone

All the white girls of the '00s showed exemplary dedication to the Oompa-Loompa way.
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All the white girls of the '00s showed exemplary dedication to the Oompa-Loompa way.

4. Most Convincing Pretend Cowgirl Award

We were all cowgirls in the '00s. Do-si-do!
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We were all cowgirls in the '00s. Do-si-do!

5. Least Possible Fabric to Make a Dress Award

Floor-length gown from two inches of fabric? In the '00s, anything was possible.
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Floor-length gown from two inches of fabric? In the '00s, anything was possible.

6. The Hilton-Richie Award for Most Daring Use of Denim

We did the most marvellous, impossible things with denim during the '00s.
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We did the most marvellous, impossible things with denim during the '00s.

7. Grown Woman Randomly Wearing Child's Uniform Award

Whether it was school uniform or a scout's outfit, us '00s girls were the masters of this ~interesting~ trend.
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Whether it was school uniform or a scout's outfit, us '00s girls were the masters of this ~interesting~ trend.

8. The Spermiest Eyebrows Award

Our brows were plucked into the most perfect little spermatazoas.
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Our brows were plucked into the most perfect little spermatazoas.

9. The Duff Prize for Smart-Casual Fashion Mash-up

Omg, we were so bold. Stilleto heels with satin cropped combats, paired with a cartoon T-shirt, and plenty of diamanté neckwear? Nothing phased us.
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Omg, we were so bold. Stilleto heels with satin cropped combats, paired with a cartoon T-shirt, and plenty of diamanté neckwear? Nothing phased us.

10. The Funkiest Corset Award

Our corsets were funky as hell back then!
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Our corsets were funky as hell back then!

11. The Prize for the Teeniest Tiniest Handbag

Nokia, lipgloss, and we were good to go.
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Nokia, lipgloss, and we were good to go.

12. The Baker Boy Award for Wearing a Baker Boy Hat

We loved our baker boy hats, and our baker boy hats loved us.
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We loved our baker boy hats, and our baker boy hats loved us.

13. The Award for Matching Your Skinny Scarf With Your Underwear

During the '00s it was important your outfit matched, and the more unique your matches the better.
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During the '00s it was important your outfit matched, and the more unique your matches the better.

14. The Gigantic Belt Prize

Our belts were bigger than any belts since Medieval times. Truly inspirational.
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Our belts were bigger than any belts since Medieval times. Truly inspirational.

15. The OMG Award for Most Daring Group Ensemble

When we got together with our girls, anything could happen. Pleated skirts, with bare bellies, lacey bras and furry gilets? Look out fellas, here we come.
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When we got together with our girls, anything could happen. Pleated skirts, with bare bellies, lacey bras and furry gilets? Look out fellas, here we come.

16. The Emo Prize for Deepest Emotions Conveyed via the Medium of Striped Socks and Assymetric Dyed Hair

We just felt things more strongly back in the '00s and we deserve an award for that.
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We just felt things more strongly back in the '00s and we deserve an award for that.

17. The "Wow, Your Trousers Are So Low I Can Nearly See Your Vag" Award

Those hip bones were on full view, but the pubes must never peep out – it was an art we all perfected, and it deserves recognition.
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Those hip bones were on full view, but the pubes must never peep out – it was an art we all perfected, and it deserves recognition.