1. Scone as in gone or scone as in moan? commons.wikimedia.org Scone as in gone Correct Incorrect Scone as in gone Scone as in moan Correct Incorrect Scone as in moan Correct! Wrong! It's scone as in gone! All right-minded people say scon. Scown just sounds weird. 2. Purple or blue? Purple Correct Incorrect Purple Blue Correct Incorrect Blue Correct! Wrong! It's purple! There's no doubt that this is shade of purple. OK, it's a bluey purple, but it's purple nonetheless. BuzzFeed / ask.fm Ketchup everywhere Correct Incorrect Ketchup everywhere Ketchup in a blob on the side Correct Incorrect Ketchup in a blob on the side Correct! Wrong! The right way is ketchup in a blob on the side! Anyone who covers their chips in ketchup is a fool – you will end up with some chips that have too much ketchup, and some that don't have enough. With a blob on the side you can decide exactly how much ketchup you have on each chip. Thinkstock / BuzzFeed / en.wikipedia.org Cat Correct Incorrect Cat Dog Correct Incorrect Dog Correct! Wrong! Dog! Cats are wonderful in their own special way, but everyone secretly knows dogs have the edge. 5. Bag —> milk —> water OR Bag —> water —> milk? en.wikipedia.org Bag —> milk —> water Correct Incorrect Bag —> milk —> water Bag —> water —> milk Correct Incorrect Bag —> water —> milk Correct! Wrong! It's bag —> milk —> water! Of course it is! That way you get your optimum amount of milk without the cup overflowing, and you get no scum on top. The other way round is for novices. McDonald's Correct Incorrect McDonald's Burger King Correct Incorrect Burger King Correct! Wrong! It's McDonald's! McDonald's is so much better than Burger King, everyone knows that. Burger King burgers taste weird and burnt. BuzzFeed / en.wikipedia.org Yellow, orange, and green Fruit Pastilles Correct Incorrect Yellow, orange, and green Fruit Pastilles Red and black Fruit Pastilles Correct Incorrect Red and black Fruit Pastilles Correct! Wrong! Red and black Fruit Pastilles! Delicious red and black Fruit Pastilles are 1000% superior to the actually quite disgusting orange, yellow, and green citrus-flavoured Fruit Pastilles. Neighbours Correct Incorrect Neighbours Home and Away Correct Incorrect Home and Away Correct! Wrong! It's Neighbours! Neighbours is by FAR the better programme. Much funnier than Home and Away with more mundane, absurd storylines, and an entire episode that was a dog's dream. 9. Jam on first or cream on first? Thinkstock Jam on first Correct Incorrect Jam on first Cream on first Correct Incorrect Cream on first Correct! Wrong! You should put cream on first! Obviously!! Cream is like the butter, and the jam goes on top. BuzzFeed / en.wikipedia.org / en.wikipedia.org Tom Hiddleston Correct Incorrect Tom Hiddleston Idris Elba Correct Incorrect Idris Elba Correct! Wrong! Idris Elba! All normal, sane, rational human beings know that Idris Elba would make a better Bond than Tom Hiddleston. BuzzFeed / Twitter: @WiddasTy / Twitter: @gels__ You should eat a Kit Kat one finger at a time Correct Incorrect You should eat a Kit Kat one finger at a time You should eat a Kit Kat all at once Correct Incorrect You should eat a Kit Kat all at once Correct! Wrong! You should eat a Kit Kat one finger at a time! It is positively primitive to eat a Kit Kat all at once, it's awful, never let anyone see you do that. 12. Bowie like snowy, or Bowie like wow-ee? youtube.com Bowie like snowy Correct Incorrect Bowie like snowy Bowie like wow-ee Correct Incorrect Bowie like wow-ee Correct! Wrong! It's Bowie like snowy! Bowie like wow-ee sounds better, but it's wrong. Flickr: collinanderson Pepsi Correct Incorrect Pepsi Coke Correct Incorrect Coke Correct! Wrong! Coke! Pepsi tastes like crap compared to Coke. BuzzFeed / en.wikipedia.org Father Christmas Correct Incorrect Father Christmas Santa Claus Correct Incorrect Santa Claus Correct! Wrong! Father Christmas! It's just a much better name for the old guy. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Folded toilet paper Correct Incorrect Folded toilet paper Scrunched-up toilet paper Correct Incorrect Scrunched-up toilet paper Correct! Wrong! Scrunched! Your hand is further away from bum hole when toilet paper is scrunched. Nathan W. Pyle Triangles Correct Incorrect Triangles Rectangles Correct Incorrect Rectangles Correct! Wrong! Triangles! Literally everyone who has ever encountered this popular lunchtime food knows that triangular sandwiches taste better. movies.wikia.com The Godfather Part I Correct Incorrect The Godfather Part I The Godfather Part II Correct Incorrect The Godfather Part II Correct! Wrong! The Godfather Part I is better! The Godfather Part II is a positive snoozefest in comparison. 18. Cake or biscuit? Thinkstock Cake Correct Incorrect Cake Biscuit Correct Incorrect Biscuit Correct! Wrong! It's a biscuit! Everyone knows that Jaffa Cakes are biscuits. They may be called cakes, but they're definitely biscuits. HBO / BuzzFeed Ar-ee-ya Correct Incorrect Ar-ee-ya Are-ya Correct Incorrect Are-ya Correct! Wrong! Ar-ee-ya! At the beginning of TV's Game of Thrones, Arya Stark was called Ar-ee-ya; later on people started saying Are-ya. Ar-ee-ya Stark is the correct pronunciation because it just sounds much better. Apparently George R.R. Martin says Are-ya, but what does he know?