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America: You Can't Have A President Called Donald Fart

Donald Fart.

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Maybe you’ve already heard this. Maybe you’ve got a British friend who’s mentioned it. BUT YOU CLEARLY HAVEN’T TAKEN IT ON BOARD.


It’s a big, disgusting, feculent blast of foul-smelling methane emitted from someone’s rectum accompanied by a rapid vibration of their anal sphincters.