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1. Childminders look like this-
And not like this.
2. Animals totally understand you.
3. While we're on animals.....it's ok to find them sexually attractive if they're wearing human clothes
......and even if they aren't.
4. If you want a hot guy to like you......
.....just change your body shape.....
.....and he will!
5. And if you want a fit girl to like you, Stockholm syndrome can make it happen.
6. Friendship can overcome the food chain
It can't.
7. There are no consequences for lawbreakers in the Middle East.
8. The British Empire produced upright citizens.
9. Being orphaned will ultimately lead to adventure
and possibly wealth.
10. And the only viable career paths for women are the monarchy,
some form of childcare
or prostitution.
And if you want to know more-you'll have to come and see me in Edinburgh!
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