Nan to my mum: Rebecca is pretty but quite plain isn’t she. That was it. Unprompted and I was standing right there. Also my nanna frequently talks about us all as if we’re not there. About my cousin: oh he’s a right fucking sod! *he was sitting on her lap. About my sister: she was an ugly baby but she grew into her looks eventually. *she was sitting next to her.
We drunkenly opened all our presents and then passed out. Top tip - write down who got you what cos hungover you the next day deffo won’t remember. All of our thank you cards had to say ‘thank you for your kind, generous gift’. Whoops