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At first I didn’t think sex had anything to do with it. I thought when people got married they automatically got pregnant so since my aunt and uncle don’t have kids, I thought they went to the doctor to tell them no kids thanks. Then when I got a tad smarter, not a whole bunch, I… Read More

A man asking for directions? Not believable

I didn’t think it was our fault, but we got a remodeled apartment and they switched the correct placement for the stove and fridge. The stove should have been next to the window and counter top that was at the same level, but they put it in a corner of the kitchen. Used the left front… Read More

My friends and I were obsessed with cotton on in high school like 10 years ago

#8, I feel you there. My mom was a stay at home mom for close to 30 years and only got back in the work force because family problems, but she keeps telling me she should be retired. And I’m like age wise sure, but really retired from what? She worked a solid 10 years if that and… Read More

Not my English class, but in 11th grade while reading grapes of wrath the other american lit teacher gave the students a list of things they could and couldn’t do during while the class focus was the book. Like “you can’t shower with hot water” that’s the one I remember the most because… Read More

When I worked at a restaurant I had a habit of keeping my cash tips in an envelope in my apartment as an emergency fund, completely unlike me with my bad spending habits but I figured it would come in handy one day. I took a Lyft home from work and noticed that the guy never clicked… Read More

One time I was drunk making ramen and my drunk brain associated ramen with pasta so I salted the water, took one bite and gagged

Also water cups are free so don’t buy water bottles

For me I’d say don’t be afraid of walking a lot, it’s better now that you don’t have to physically walk for fast passes, but if you want to get on the most rides walking back and forth across the park is key