10 Hip-Hop Cross Stitches On Etsy

Ooh baby, I like it raw. When “it” means “silk.” These crafty cats know their rhymes and beats and how to unite those with embroidery floss.

1.

You know how many hot confetti stitches I own?

2.

Atlanta girls, let me see your afghans.

3.

In the front, in the back, killer-beads on attack.

4.

What’s the haps on the tap(estrie)s?

5.

I’m the little motherfucker with the big hoop swingin’.

6.

I been chillin’ on the low gettin’ counted thread embroidery fuh sho.

7.

Mercerized, I gets buckwild.

8.

If you’re having purl problems I feel bad for you, son.

9.

How the floss you gonna cross the dog with some bum stitch?

10.

My needle hits my hoop, when I’m banging on the tapestry.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
 

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Contributions

    Hot Buzz

    34 Pictures That Will Annoy The Fuck Out Of All British People

    How Good Are You At Sharing?

    poll
    Now Buzzing