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17 "Would You Rather" Questions About Sex That Are Damn Near Impossible To Answer

Would you rather have car sex or shower sex for the rest of your life?

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    have an obvious orgasm every time you are close to a piece of fruit, or...
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    never have an orgasm again in your life?
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    only be able to have sex in cars?
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    only be able to have sex in the shower?
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    sleep once with someone you were embarrassed by, even though it turns out to be great sex, or...
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    sleep once with your celeb crush but have it be the worst sex of your life?
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    receive an alert every time that your parents have sex, or...
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    have your office alerted every time YOU have sex?
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5. Would you rather...
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    only be able to have sex in five minute increments for the rest of your life, or...
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    only be able to have sex for five hour increments?
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    always have sex in pitch black darkness, or...
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    always have sex in public places?
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7. Would you rather...
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    shout "I love you Mom" every time you orgasm, or...
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    shout "long live the Queen" while saluting every time you orgasm?
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8. Would you rather...
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    have your porn search history to be shown at Christmas dinner, or...
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    have your porn search history to be shown in a meeting with the entire office?
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9. Would you rather...
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    never be able to masturbate again, or...
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    not be able to eat solid foods again?
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10. Would you rather...
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    find your parents' sex tape, or...
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    have your parents find your sex tape?
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    never have sex again, or...
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    never have internet again?
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12. Would you rather...
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    have a huge fart every time you run, or...
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    have an orgasm every time you fart?
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13. Would you rather...
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    have regular but mediocre sex for the rest of your life, or...
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    have amazing sex only once every few years?
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    sleep with someone who talked the entire time, or...
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    sleep with someone who didn't make a sound at all?
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    only sleep with people with bad breath, or...
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    accidentally burp every time you moan?
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16. Would you rather...
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    have drunk sex, or...
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    have high sex?
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17. You are on a deserted island. Would you rather...
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    have sex with a mermaid/merman with the body and face of a person but the tail of a fish?
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    have sex with a mermaid/merman with the body and face of a fish but the bottom half of a person?

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This post was translated from Spanish.