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18 Unanswerable Questions I Have About Disney Movies

Why do we keep calling her "the little mermaid" after she grows legs? Why don't we call her "the little person" instead?

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1. If Buzz Lightyear didn't know he was a toy, why did he freeze and act like a toy when Andy entered the room?

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2. How does Ariel decide which sea creatures are her friends and which ones are her underwear?

(Good question, @Flora__Flora.)
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(Good question, @Flora__Flora.)

3. After Ariel loses her tail and gets legs, why doesn't she become "the little person" instead of "the little mermaid"?

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4. Would Lightning McQueen need to buy life insurance or car insurance?

(...wonders @AleexGarza99)
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(...wonders @AleexGarza99)

5. Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

(We'll never know, @adolfocamps9.)
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(We'll never know, @adolfocamps9.)

6. What if another girl who wears a size 6 shoe had decided to go to the ball that night?

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7. If the seven dwarfs mine diamonds and gems all day, why aren't they rich? Why do seven of them share a small house?

(An excellent question about the economy of Disney from @KaleyRaee.)
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(An excellent question about the economy of Disney from @KaleyRaee.)

8. It's certainly not sane, but is it even legal to leave your entire fortune to your four cats? What are they going to do with it?

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9. How did Pocahontas know English if she had never met an English person before?

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10. Was Scar called something else before he got the scar?

(Ponders @brentallanb.)
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(Ponders @brentallanb.)

11. Don't you think you're setting your daughter up for a lifetime of evil by naming her "Cruella de Vil"?

How about "Goodella de Nice" instead?
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How about "Goodella de Nice" instead?

12. Either they both walk on two feet and speak, or neither does. How are Goofy and Pluto both supposed to be dogs?

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13. Why does Mickey always wear gloves? Is he a magician? A mime? A germaphobe? Why?

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14. Where in the jungle does Tarzan get his body waxed?

And how does he shave his face?
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And how does he shave his face?

15. Where are Aladdin's nipples?

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16. Does the prince from Sleeping Beauty have a real name? Is "Charming" his actual name, or just a description?

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17. If all the dishes and silverware in Beast's castle are just cursed people, what did they eat and drink with BEFORE the curse?

Also, did they need to make a big Ikea run after the curse was lifted?
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Also, did they need to make a big Ikea run after the curse was lifted?

18. Also, why does a castle with a single inhabitant need so many servants?

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This post was translated from Spanish.

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