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36 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Visit The North Of Spain

Planning your next vacation? Well, stay away from Spain's northern coast.

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1. Oh, you're thinking of visiting Spain's northern coast? Why's that?

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2. What are you expecting to find there? Rain?

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3. I hope you don't plan on going outdoors much while you're there. The weather can get pretty nasty.

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4. Though, in any case, if you did decide to go out, it's not like there's much to see.

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5. I dunno. Call me crazy, but I'm just really more of a city person.

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6. And I'm just not that easy to impress...

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7. ... so I very much doubt that you can find something in in the North that you haven't already seen somewhere else in Spain.

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8. Speaking of which... wouldn't you rather go to some other part of Spain? How about Galicia? The architecture is beautiful in Galicia.

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9. What is it about the Asturias region that calls out to you?

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10. It's not like there's anything there that'll make you say, "WHOA, DUDE, IT'S SO AWESOME!"

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11. When it comes to cultural tourism there definitely isn't anything interesting to experience.

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12. It's like you've already seen it all before, like... a million times.

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13. And then there's the coastline. I'll bet there are nicer beaches in Spain you could visit.

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14. If you want to see a sunset, just go to Ibiza.

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15. I don't think that th... OH, GOD, WHAT A CUTE DOG.

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16. You see, when you travel, you should be on the lookout for those magical spots.

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17. Places that make you say, "Damn, I was there and it was awesome."

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18. Places with views you'll never be able to forget...

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19. Places that all your Instagram followers will envy, you know?

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20. Vacations should be about finding those places where you can sit quietly and enjoy the views.

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21. A place that screams "PEACE."

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22. But Northern Spain? I just don't know, pal. What's so special about it?

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23. It's all just so... toned down.

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26. So you get away from all the green, and... what else is there?

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27. Are there even any cities that far up?

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28. I see you're going to insist. How many days are you going away for?

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29. Because you're going to be bored to death. I'm pretty sure they don't even have wifi up there.

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30. And I'll just be back here at my desk like, "I TOLD YOU SO".

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31. You'll see. There's literally nowhere to even go out for a nice stroll.

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32. There's no place where you can be yourself... away from all the bullshit.

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33. You're going to be even more stressed when you come back.

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34. And thinner, you know. With bags under your eyes. Like really bad.

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35. What are you going to eat there? It's not like they're known for their cuisine or anything.

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36. Fine. If I can't convince you, at least have one to my health while you're there.

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If you can even find a bar, that is.