Oh and by the way, I didn’t just list legal…

Oh and by the way, I didn’t just list legal trouble as the obstacle that would prevent me from grinding her windpipe under my heal; I also said that it seemed sort of mean. I don’t mind criticism, but please give me a little credit when it’s due. A ruptured kidney and the attendant thoracic trauma is significantly more humane than killing her, I think any fair observer would agree.

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