He pronounced sticker as dick, then would walk around sticking stickers on people going ‘mommy’s dick, daddy’s dick’ it was hilarious!!!
It was my first trip alone with my 1 year old in a car and it’s like he could sense his dad wasn’t there and wouldn’t stop crying, I got him calmed down by singing a song I made up for him. Every time I would stop he cried so I sang the song for two hours straight, I had a very sore throat by the time we reached our destination!
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