11 Terrible Tips For Surviving A Family Christmas

We asked the People Just Do Nothing crew for their tips for getting through the festive seasons in one piece. We are not responsible for any consequences (fights, divorce, visits to A&E) of following this advice.

1. When Santa's Sack Isn't As Big And Bulging As You'd Like

We've all been there. Christmas comes around and no matter how much you splash the cash, it never seems like there's enough gifts. DJ Beats & MC Grindah have an ingenius way to make those presents go that little bit further...

2. When You Don't Know What To Buy Your Other Half

Chabuddy comes to the rescue with a gift to 'spice' things up in the bedroom...

3. When You're Looking For A Gift To Keep Granny Happy...

4. ...Or Maybe She'd Prefer The Personal Touch?

Only Chabuddy has the answer...

5. When You Want That Christmas Lunch To Impress...

6. ...And Don't Forget The Trimmings

Because Peanut Dust isn't just for life, it's for Christmas...

7. When The Kids Are Bored On Christmas Day

You've opened all the presents, you're full up on Christmas lunch, and there's naff all on TV ('til BBC Three begins at 7pm, obvs). The kids are restless and kickin' up a stink. So what do you do? DJ Beats & MC Grindah have the answer…

8. When The Adults Are Bored On Christmas Day

It's not just the kids who need entertaining during Christmas. Keep both the kids and the adults occupied with this clever trick…

9. When You Need Some Time Out From The Family

Try this alternative version of the kids' classic Hide And Seek...

10. Or Just Need A Lie In

11. Finally, When It Starts To Get A Bit Chilly

There's always that one day over the festive period where you have to go to Aunt Mildred's house. You know Aunt Mildred, right? She's that long lost relative who never puts the heating on despite it snowing outside. Well Steve has a "handy" tip for you.