baycityjack

I still 'commute'. I will get up, shower and get fully dressed in clean clothes as I would on any other working day, then I will go out and take a walk for half an hour, when when I get home, then it's time to start work. Then at the end of the day, put my coat back on and do the… Read More

A Beverly Hills Christmas (2015) with Dean Cain and this woman called Donna Spangler who obviously married her rich boss and is now living her dream as an 'actress' (her profile pic on IMDB is a really crudely made fake magazine cover). Absolutely everything about it is brain mashingly… Read More

I love small towns, I love suburbs, I love shops and, most specifically, I really love supermarkets. I want to be where the people are, doing what they do, buying what they buy, eating what they eat. I couldn't give a shit about scenery or museums- I love walking the streets and blending… Read More

Girl, that's eggs royale

Dame Maggie Smith is one of the sweetest, friendliest, most gracious celebrities I have ever met. She came to see a play at the theatre I worked at and of course a lot of people jostled around her after the performance and I swear to God that woman stood there talking and laughing… Read More

Anna from Downton Abbey. Being dragged out of bed in the dead of night by her employer to lug secret sex corpses around; being blackmailed by her fiance's ex; her fiance then going to prison for ages when falsely accused of murdering that ex; being raped black and blue by a visiting… Read More

What sort of fucked up parties was this fucker going to? And what the fuck are those sausge rolls?

Cheryl Barnes as Hud's unnamed fiancee in Hair (1979). Not a huge or meaty role (none of them were though... most just had more lines) but she certainly does a more convincing job than some of the others. But fuck me, that song 'Easy To Be Hard' is by far the best and most empassioned… Read More

#23 Like fuck did you trace your lineage back to the THIRTEENTH CENTURY, specifically to a man who had no recorded children, and the only reference to him ever being married at all is in a fucking poem. Nice try.

#13 is obviously a good thing to do, but it's a really gross answer to the question