My little sister and I were at Hallmark with my mom around Christmas. They had an open container of chocolate Santas wrapped in foil and I knew my mom would tell me “no” if I asked her to buy me any, so obviously I just stole them. In the car on the way home, I discreetly passed one to my sister in the backseat, but told her she needed to hide it in the pocket of her overalls. Being a 3-year-old, she wanted to just eat it, so when my mom came around to get her out of her car seat, she was caught red-handed. I acted like I had no idea where she got it and she got sent to her room without lunch because of my thievery. Whatever, I told her to hide it.
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