I used to have a physical calendar and my mom would put a sticker on it for every day I behaved, plus extra stickers when I did extra chores... and give me 2$ every time I got 7 stickers in a row. She also had me weed the garden in the summer and paid me 25 cents for every weed I…Â
I had no idea what they were until I tried to rub a solution into what I thought was tonsillitis and a bunch of stinky hard things started popping out. The first time webMD did more good than harm
I once had a camper who I found with no pants on bent over and spreading his butt cheeks apart with his hands. His head was practically between his knees and he excitedly shouts" I can finally see my butthole.... can you see it?" Yes Will, I can clearly see your butthole.
All time favorite is the bacon ceaser. Motts clamato juice, tobacco sauce, Worcestershire, bacon strips and pickle skewers in one glass on ice. Perfect hangover cure or meal replacement ;)
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