You'll love Procter and Gamble's beautiful 2012 London Olympic Games ad, even if your greatest athletic achievement is making it up a flight of stairs without getting a heart attack.
That cracking sound you hear is your heart breaking. Your cynicism won't help you here.
What, this old thing? Just my 6-ton pearl. That glows in the dark.
No hard feelings, right?
Why in the world would someone make a shot-for-shot live-action recreation of the opening scene from Disney's A Goofy Movie?