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If Kris Jenner Quotes Were The Titles Of Classic Paintings

"I'm so excited. Can't you tell?"

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"Kim, you're doing amazing sweetie."

Pablo Picasso / Via

"Don't eat the pizza. Do not eat one piece of that pizza; It could be poison."

Leonardo da Vinci / Via

"I'm so excited. Can't you tell?"

Leonardo da Vinci / Via

"If somebody shits in my kitchen I don't care who does it, it has got to be cleaned up."

Grant Wood / Via

"It's an emergency. We don't have a wine opener."

Edvard Munch / Via

"Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister is going to jail!"

Jan Vermeer / Via

"I drank that wine without touching the lip of the bottle. And people say we have no talent."

Johannes Vermeer / Via

"Some people paint, others make music and dance, I make table settings."

Matisse / Via

"My job is to take my family's 15 minutes of fame and turn it into 30."

Salvador Dali / Via

"Kendall, you have to think about what you're asking for because money doesn't grow on trees."

Vincent Van Gogh / Via

"Ugh. For the love of Kanye!"

Pablo Picasso / Via

"I want to do a documentary on my life and show all of this."

Rembrandt / Via

"This is the greatest day of my life."

Emanuel Leutze / Via

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