1. When U just graduated high school, but already know it's all about the U
2. Academically, we are the #1 school in Florida-- some people prefer to call UMiami the "Harvard of the south"
3. Our sports teams are DOPE
4. The beauty of our campus is unparalleled
5. With Lake Osceola as the centerpiece
6. Beautiful at all times of the day
7. Campus is basically a zoo
8. And a botanical garden
9. WE HAVE THE MOST SAVAGE DUCKS EVER
10. But our mascot, Sebastian the Ibis, is the most ~wonderfully~ savage bird around
11. We have the best hand sign of all time-- and it's our very own emoji!
12. Homecoming is a ~magical~ experience
13. Like c'mon, what other school has fireworks on their lake during Homecoming?
14. And student body spirit is ever-present
15. Tailgates are LIT
16. THE SMOKE!!!!
17. We have strong and inspirational leaders
18. Especially former President, Donna Shalala
19. And student orgs for LITERALLY anything!
20. Unique & awesome honors & traditions
21. And we get to experience cultural traditions!
22. As well as religious events
23. We have a college for marine and atmospheric science! AND A BOAT!
24. Our campus hosts cool events
25. And opens U up to new experiences that U never imagined possible
26. We literally don't deserve a building as nice as the Shalala Student Center
27. The dining hall is always an experience
28. And the freshman dorms are always ~lively~
29. SportsFest, the annual competition, is always a blast!
30. Our diversity brings us together, through our differences, and further enriches our experiences
31. EVERYTHING is orange, green, and white
32. We even have our own theme song!
View this video on YouTube
33. The library is the hottest club in Miami #ClubRichter
34. But seriously, the nightlife is UNREAL
35. We live where U vacation
36. The weather is gorgeous-- especially during the "winter"
37. The city of miami is cool and ~hip~ and has neat events
38. And Wynwood is SICK
39. This is a very casual form of transportation
40. The pool is always poppin'
41. And the sunsets never disappoint
42. The U Statue is an iconic campus landmark
43. We have a kick ass music school
44. And there are hammocks during finals
45. There's a vibrant Greek life-- including service and professional fraternities
46. A student government by the people, for the people
47. Our sports rivalries are NEVER dull
48. And UM is a family
49. Even President Obama knows IT'S ALL ABOUT THE U

