How To Waste A Three Day Weekend

Why be a productive member of society when you have Netflix?

Ask yourself, "Is it worth it to put pants on?"

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It probably isn't.

Learn how many different ways you can cook an egg

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...because that's all you have left in the fridge.

Watch a season (or two) of Scandal

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...because watching other people ruin their lives balances out the moss growing on yours.

Pick up your new years resolution-themed book

...only to immediately fall back asleep.

Basically, just try very hard not to leave your bed.

It will be worth it. I don't know how... but trust me, it will be worth it.