Time Waster
BlockDrop (Game Battle)
In light of all the anxiety-inducing shit going on in the world today, I present to you this Zen-like game, Block.
The Charlie Sheen Winning Game (Game Battle)
It's been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let's unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting!
Wooden Path 2 (Game Battle)
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges.
Omega Box (Game Battle)
Fly through space, avoiding baddies and gulping down plasma to keep your jetpack fueled up. Make the achievements and earn medals. Medals can be exchanged for super powers! (Via AddictingGames.)
Sugar, Sugar (Game Battle)
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup!
Famous Objects From Classic Movies (Game Battle)
Combining movie trivia and Hangman, this game is sure to destroy what little productivity you may have contributed today. Just click on the top from "Inception" to start playing. Consider the gauntlet thrown in our Friday Game Battle!
Twitter Search Of The Day: "Mispell"
Endless, self-satisfied fun for pedantic orthography nerds like yourself. (Via.)
Burrito Bison (Game Battle)
God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious.
Cube Droid Saves The Galaxy (Game Battle)
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!
Sushi Cat 2
The insanely fun sequel to the insanely fun game, Sushi Cat. I had to get this up before Jack or Scott had a chance to post it for Game Battle.
Canary (Game Battle)
Guide the canary through the space cave and cut your way through the rocks blocking your path.
Grow Cannon (Game Battle Wednesday)
The latest installment of the "grow" series from EyeMaze.
Harry Potter Kiss (Game Battle)
It's been a long time since a game has made me LOL as much as this one.
Tealy And Orangey (Game Battle)
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though!
Fade (Game Battle)
For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.
Corporation Inc. (Game Battle)
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
Grain Strain (Game Battle)
You have 1 minute to catch 40 grains. This was my favorite flash game for a long time. Simple concept but gets hard quickly and is totally addicting. Post ascreen-cap of your highest level in comments. No way you can get past level 12 ... just sayin'.
House Of Dead Ninjas (Game Battle)
This game is a super fun retro maze game. With ninjas!!!!
The Fox And The Duck (Game Battle)
This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.
Liquid Measure 2 (Game Battle)
Put the appropriate amounts of liquid into the appropriate containers.
Foucault And George W. Bush
W.'s Decision Points finally gets the Foucauldian reading it's been crying out for.
WeZap [Game Battle Wednesday]
Use your zappers to clear the way for Rocket Bob as fast as possible.
Fish Need Water (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Fuck it, let's go crazy. What else were you planning on doing this afternoon anyway?
Agility (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Game Battle comes early this year! Use your skillz to get the thing into the thing in this attractive timing-based puzzler. Things start getting weird after Level 10. (Via.)
Infected [Game Battle]
Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.
Spikes Tend to Kill You (Game Battle)
Understatement of the year. A retro-style platformer with the challenge level notched up to 11.
Blast Off Bunnies
Shoot the bunnies up into the air and gain upgrades so you can shoot them further.
Live Home Alone Reenactment On Twitter
PSA: The Geek Squad are reenacting the entirety of Home Alone over Twitter right now.
Butt Scan
You're drunk at the office Christmas party and you find yourself alone with the copy machine.
Orbox B (Game Battle)
An exceptionally challenging Point-A to Point-B puzzler. In space, apparently.
Anbot (Game Battle)
Help the robot worker drone escape from the oppressive factory and, hopefully, form some sort of a union once he gets out.
Love (Game Battle)
You'll figure this awesome game out pretty quick. Post screenshots if you break 3,000 points.
PETA's Super Tofu Boy (Meat Boy Parody)
For those of us who were unable to play the awesome (and incredibly challenging) Meat Boy game due to ethical considerations.
Sex Scene Or Murder Scene Guessing Game
Today, we play games. That's just how it's going to work this Sunday.
Doodle Pets
Another game! Today, we play games. That's just how it's going to work this Sunday.
Gravity Llama
This is just like Gravity Duck, except with a llama, and therefore better.
Bloons Tower Defense 4 (Game Battle)
Mesmerize yourself on the Sandy Spiral Track, get lost in the Subterranean Sewers, explore the secrets of the Monkey Temple, or challenge your wits on the Triangle of Insanity in this Bloons TD 4 expansion pack.
All We Need Is Brain (Game Battle!)
Give the zombies the old bait-and-switch by luring them into traps using delicious brains.
Blow Things Up
Brutally murder the innocent orange ball creatures with your merciless anarchistic bombing campaign.
