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Hardball Frenzy 2 (Game Battle)

Mindless, physics-game fun. Shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.

Continuity [Game Battle]

Grab the red key and get to the door on each level of this simple stick figure game. Or is it games? Use the space bar to zoom and the arrow keys to arrange your playscreens to complete each level.

Deep Diver (Game Battle)

Take your cute little submarine captain into the deeps in search of buried treasure! But don't let him run out of Oxygen! Otherwise he will asphyxiate, which is an incredibly painful way to die.

Pulsate

Click to create orbs, then listen to the sounds they make as they pulsate.

Doodle Blast

Draw lines to send the balls into the container. Not only is Doodle Blast the most fun you can legally have on a Monday afternoon, it will also increase your productivity at work!*

Galaxy Jumper [Game Battle]

There is literally nothing on the Internet today. The Internet is a wasteland where hapless buzzminers like myself go to starve and eventually die.

Home Sheep Home [Game Battle]

In this cute flash game from the makers of Shaun the Sheep, you must get Shirly, Shaun and Timmy home safely.

Darkness 2 [Game Battle]

You are surrounded by darkness and you have nothing but paint to lead the way to the next level. Avoid threats and traps that may come.

CellCraft

Save the platypus species by crafting a cell that will be sent to another planet, if you have the right knowledge in biology!

Block Balance [Game Battle]

Eliminate the like-colored blocks, but be careful not to let your load become too unbalanced.

Gluey [Game Battle]

Combine little gluey blobs into bigger gluey blobs until you have no gluey blobs left! It's the most fun you'll have playing with gluey blobs since kindergarten.

Don't Shit Your Pants [Game Battle]

In this simple text-adventure game, you must figure out how to get to the bathroom without shitting your pants. Pretty self explanatory, really. Good luck!

Sushi Cat The Honeymoon (Game Battle)

This is probably the laziest puzzle game ever! Simply drop the cat and let it eat as much sushi as it rolls down the obstacles.

Jolls (Game Battle)

Your aim in this physics-based puzzle game is to help the Jolls collect their runaway kids.

Kids Vs. Ice Cream [Game Battle]

A defender-style game with an upgrade system that will help keep those sticky-fingered brats off your bumper.

Kitten Cannon [Game Battle]

Make Fluffy bloody! The best thing you can hope for is that these kitties hit a pile of explosives. Anyone who has something bad to say about this game is just plain sick .

Paper Cannon (Game Battle)

This is pretty much what I imagined doing every day in math class.

Crush The Castle 2 (Game Battle)

One way to think about this awesome game is that Scott and Tanner are represented by the effete, bourgeois fops hiding in their castle and you are wielding the righteous trebuchet of justice to punish them for their crimes against all that is decent and good.

Doodle God [Game Battle]

I decided to get a head start on Jack and Scott this week, mostly cause Scott was about to steal my game.

Chase Goose

You are a goose running from some disgusting disembodied head. Protips: It's "Z" not "2", and when it says "start holding shift" you have to keep holding shift from then on.

Screw The Nut (Game Battle)

This delightful physics game is more than just a sexy title. Use your skillz to screw the screw onto the nut.

Loved [Game Battle]

LISTEN UP, BUZZPOKES! We can't let that bastard Jack win Game Battle this week. Luckily, I found an awesome game for you all. Loved is a moody and stylish game that emphasizes story-telling over the gimmicky techniques that some nefarious editors rely on.

Card Toss Game (Game Battle!)

This game is simple and pretty awesome. I don't have access to tons of other accounts like certain other people in the office, so I can't really give you all the false impression that my game is the best. But it really is!

Solarsaurs

[Update: It's Game Battle Day! Let's get this battle of games started!] I was going to wait for the Game Battle, but I was just too excited because this game is awesome. The aim, pretty much, is to hurl dinosaurs into space and watch them die. I'd challenge you to beat my high score, but I know none of you carry the same rage that I do about dinosaurs.

Klikwerk

You point, click, drag, and drop things. For some reason this is actually fun.

Pirate Defense

Build a maze of traps (and triggers to set them off) to fend off pirates. And there’s a fun pirate song too! The traps are a fun twist for the genre.

Super Mario Crossover

Play through the old classic Super Mario Bros. game using your other favorite NES characters.

Grupita

Help the acid-casualty panda shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.

Hatetris

This FFFUUU-inducing Tetris clone spits out the statistically worst possible piece with every move.

Imperfect Balance

Be subversive. Unbalance the blocks. Create chaos from order. Trust me; it'll be fun.

DuckLife

Train your duck to be the best racing duck on the circuit!

Home Sheep Home

Help the sheep get to their homes!

MegaDrill (Game Battle)

Here's a really fun upgradey type game involving a drill. Collect the cash money to upgrade your drill machine.

Factory Balls 3 (Game Battle!)

I AM GOING TO WIN GAME BATTLE THIS WEEK! Unless someone finds a better game than this.

Chibi Knight (Game Battle)

An awesome and adorable action RPG that's reminiscent of The Adventure of Link.

Record Tripping (Game Battle!)

A crazy audio-interactive puzzle game that uses a blend of Alice in Wonderland storybook audio and beats, mixed with simple controls and complex puzzles.

Werebox (Game Battle)

Turn the blue boxes into balls to kill the red boxes.

Snomageddon (Game Battle)

These are not the nice kind of snowmen. Kill them with your arsenal.

Creeper World (Game Battle!)

One of the best and hardest puzzle/strategy games to come along in a long, long time.

Sarien.net

Wanna re-experience King's Quest, Leisure Suit Larry, and all those other awesome Sierra games? Yeah, me too.

Pictogrid

An addictive Flash game where you create grids into pictures.

Wordspector (Game Battle)

You are a word detective. You're like the Sherlock Holmes of words!

First Person Tetris

Think you're good at Tetris? Then you haven't tried this version. When you rotate a block, you also rotate your perspective. If you want a real challenge, check out night mode.

Bubble Tanks Tower Defense

Defend your tower with the awesome bubble tanks. Killed enemies make satisfying popping noises.

Grayscale (Game Battle)

Align the gears to get your charge from one end of the level to the other.

Fly Hard (Game Battle)

Fly as hard as you can! Upgrade using money you receive from flying hard.

Perfect Balance 2 (Game Battle)

There is tons of balancing to be done in this awesome balancing game. Get to work, you guys.

Fantasy of the Sord

Here's a delightfully retro platformer to help you get through the rest of Monday.

The Company Of Myself

An atmospheric, incredibly emo puzzle platformer. Immerse yourself in your own unutterable loneliness and solve puzzles at the same time!

Unicorn Vs. Narwhal, The Game

Two natural born enemies face off in a battle to the death in Unicorn Vs. Narwhal! Control six different characters (all horned, and mystical, of course) as they rumble in space, under water, and near a fantastical castle of course.

Guardian Rock

A nifty little puzzle game in which the object is to crush some pesky, meddling archaeologists with a big rock.

Red Fluxion

The premise of this game is that there are some things in space that you need to blow up.

Full Moon

A cute little point-and-click puzzle game from Bart Bonte.

Straw Hat Samurai (Game Battle)

Samurai game where you use your mouse to simulate sword strokes. Older game, but new for me, so thought I would share.

Clockwords

Spell out words to stop the bugs from destroying your machine.

Obechi

From the creators of the wonderful Boomshine, Obechi is a simple but challenging way for you to squander the rest of your Monday afternoon.

CannonBallz (Game Battle!)

Think fast and move faster as you dodge pirate cannonballs while saving your Facebook friends in the Augmented Reality, motion capture game.

Huje Tower (Game Battle)

Let's get this out of the way: This game = World Of Goo. But it's tons of fun. Build towers out of those weird, jelly, spider-egg creatures.

Run (Game Battle)

This one is a great test of hand-eye coordination and reflexes. Play as a little grey furbie/alien thing as you run and jump your way through a space tunnel. Warning: stay away if your easily frustrated.

Canabalt (Game Battle)

A simple one-button controlled action game, see how far you can get as the city crumbles down around you.

Civiballs 2

Inca, Roman and Vikings Civilizations + Balls = Civiballs 2!

99 Bricks: Legend of Garry (Game Battle)

This game is pretty Tetris-y, with some physics elements and some puzzle elements to it. So there's something for everybody. Help Garry save the world by fitting bricks together.

Cyclomaniacs (Game Battle)

Very addictive bike racing game. Complete challenges and achievements to unlock tons of bikers and levels. Be prepared to spend the entire day on this one. It gets hard..

Hungry Shapes

Feed the hungry shapes their hamburgers. They never thank you.

Ninjufo (Game Battle)

You are a ninja in a ufo (just roll with it). Fly around the warehouse, getting the boxes and defeating the badguys with ninja stars.

This Is The Only Level

Help the elephant with a death wish get to the pipe. Over and over and over again.

Monster Basement 2 (Game Battle)

After escaping from the monsters basement who knows what terrors await you in the continuation of this point and click horror. For max enjoyment turn off the lights and turn up the volume.

Hover Kart (Game Battle)

A classic multiplayer kart racing game. Race against others live in real time! Reminds you of your console kart racing days with those, you know, Italian guys...

3D Logic (Game Battle!)

A sweet mind-bending game. Connect the colors on a cube without intersecting other colors. Highly challenging and addictive.

Crush the Castle

Kill those snobs right up in their castle. This is totally addictive.

Fun with Mosaics

Stock images website features a seemingly never-ending mosaic - just keep zooming in.

Fragger

Kill some dudes.

Rabbit Wants Cake

Awesome Game. Robot Rabbit needs that cake. Program him to get it.

How to Raise a Dragon

One of those projects that straddles the boundary between art and game, How to Raise a Dragon is the latest charming offering from Gregory Weir.

Bango

A puzzle game and a platformer all in one. Each time you step on a block, it disappears. But the only way to get to the next room is to get rid of all the blocks. The whole thing is kind of Sisyphean and depressing.

Circle the Cat

An old one, but a fun - if slightly infuriating - game for a Sunday afternoon.

Warfare 1917 (Game Battle)

A great game where you control the trenches of either the British or German forces in WWI.

Bunny Bon Bon (Game Battle)

Hello BuzzFeed! I'm rather bad at talking a lot of crap about Scott and Jack's Games without ever posting one of my own. So (dah-da-dah-daaaaaaah) here is my first game battle submission. Your goal is to help this cute little gummy bunny as he travels through Candy Land. But beware of the ticking bombs as they want to hurt your poor little gummy bunny. Your other goal is to give my game more hearts than Jack's. Because you don't want to make someone named "Joy" sad, do you?

Fat Slice (Game Battle)

A fun block slicing game using your mouse. This is probably my favorite game ever, if only I could get past the spider level.

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