It's just like the old Oregon Trail. Except with Zombies. Yes, you can still get dysentery.
Use gravity to blast your enemies into oblivion before fleeing to the other side of your tiny planet and avoid incoming missiles.
Choose the right doors and make your way through the tower of a thousand grisly deaths.
A minimalist puzzle game.
You're the new guy at a big nameless corporation, and if you want to get anywhere in your career, you need to work your way to the top.
Use your skillz to stay alive amidst a barrage of bombs and lasers. Collect coins! This game is utterly mindless, but I'm enjoying it.
Incredible new zombie-fighting upgrade game.
Control gravity to help get your duck get the golden egg.
Build up your music sales empire to become the greatest record shop in existence.
Jack and Scott aren't around today, so I need some competition for game battle this week.
To me, this has a very steam punk vibe.
This game is like old school Pong on crack.
A nifty little physics puzzler for your Friday afternoon.
Hit those stupid pampered lords where it hurts.
This parallel parking simulator game is just as frustrating as actual parallel parking!
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors.
Just because Blizzard won't let you play as a Murloc doesn't mean you can't...as long as you don't mind dubious copy-right infringement.
Upgrade your pixelated little fighter to take on increasingly difficult waves of bad guys.
Part 3 of this extremely addicting physics-based shooter series. Lots of levels plus lots of extra achievements to unlock.
Launch your peasants at the encroaching orc minions and earn cash to upgrade your armaments.
Mindless, physics-game fun. Shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.
Grab the red key and get to the door on each level of this simple stick figure game. Or is it games? Use the space bar to zoom and the arrow keys to arrange your playscreens to complete each level.
This game is extremely violent! In a fun way. Enjoy.
Take your cute little submarine captain into the deeps in search of buried treasure! But don't let him run out of Oxygen! Otherwise he will asphyxiate, which is an incredibly painful way to die.
Click to create orbs, then listen to the sounds they make as they pulsate.
Draw lines to send the balls into the container. Not only is Doodle Blast the most fun you can legally have on a Monday afternoon, it will also increase your productivity at work!*
There is literally nothing on the Internet today. The Internet is a wasteland where hapless buzzminers like myself go to starve and eventually die.
A challenging new set of maps for the domination strategy game Little Stars for Little Wars in which you command your fleets to take control of neighboring star systems before your enemy does.
In this cute flash game from the makers of Shaun the Sheep, you must get Shirly, Shaun and Timmy home safely.
Happy Friday! The goal of this game is to try to keep the rabbit up in the air by jumping from bell to bell, the birds give you double points and the bells get smaller as you climb to the top.
You are surrounded by darkness and you have nothing but paint to lead the way to the next level. Avoid threats and traps that may come.
Save the platypus species by crafting a cell that will be sent to another planet, if you have the right knowledge in biology!
Eliminate the like-colored blocks, but be careful not to let your load become too unbalanced.
Combine little gluey blobs into bigger gluey blobs until you have no gluey blobs left! It's the most fun you'll have playing with gluey blobs since kindergarten.
In this simple text-adventure game, you must figure out how to get to the bathroom without shitting your pants. Pretty self explanatory, really. Good luck!
This is probably the laziest puzzle game ever! Simply drop the cat and let it eat as much sushi as it rolls down the obstacles.
You're a turnip. An action turnip.
Your aim in this physics-based puzzle game is to help the Jolls collect their runaway kids.
Get the ball in the hole using blocks and stuff. This is the best game you will play all day and all other games are bad.
The Queen of this retro platformer style castle needs you to save her!
Because even one Vuvuzela is one too many.
KILL THE CUTE STUFF, DO IT NOW!
A defender-style game with an upgrade system that will help keep those sticky-fingered brats off your bumper.
Make Fluffy bloody! The best thing you can hope for is that these kitties hit a pile of explosives. Anyone who has something bad to say about this game is just plain sick .
Relive the magic with this realistic simulation.
This is pretty much what I imagined doing every day in math class.
I decided to get a head start on Jack and Scott this week, mostly cause Scott was about to steal my game.
You are a goose running from some disgusting disembodied head. Protips: It's "Z" not "2", and when it says "start holding shift" you have to keep holding shift from then on.
This delightful physics game is more than just a sexy title. Use your skillz to screw the screw onto the nut.
What? No football-related games to kick off the World Cup? That's just sad.
[Update: It's Game Battle Day! Let's get this battle of games started!] I was going to wait for the Game Battle, but I was just too excited because this game is awesome. The aim, pretty much, is to hurl dinosaurs into space and watch them die. I'd challenge you to beat my high score, but I know none of you carry the same rage that I do about dinosaurs.
You point, click, drag, and drop things. For some reason this is actually fun.
Build a maze of traps (and triggers to set them off) to fend off pirates. And there’s a fun pirate song too! The traps are a fun twist for the genre.
Play through the old classic Super Mario Bros. game using your other favorite NES characters.
Help the acid-casualty panda shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.
This FFFUUU-inducing Tetris clone spits out the statistically worst possible piece with every move.
Be subversive. Unbalance the blocks. Create chaos from order. Trust me; it'll be fun.
The robot (naturally) wants the kitty. Help him!
Train your duck to be the best racing duck on the circuit!
Help the sheep get to their homes!
Use the ASDF keys to gratuitously murder the corresponding letters.
A dark but totally captivating tower defense game.
Here's a really fun upgradey type game involving a drill. Collect the cash money to upgrade your drill machine.
Let the Games War begin. Or, end.
I AM GOING TO WIN GAME BATTLE THIS WEEK! Unless someone finds a better game than this.
An awesome and adorable action RPG that's reminiscent of The Adventure of Link.
A crazy audio-interactive puzzle game that uses a blend of Alice in Wonderland storybook audio and beats, mixed with simple controls and complex puzzles.
Turn the blue boxes into balls to kill the red boxes.
These are not the nice kind of snowmen. Kill them with your arsenal.
One of the best and hardest puzzle/strategy games to come along in a long, long time.
Wanna re-experience King's Quest, Leisure Suit Larry, and all those other awesome Sierra games? Yeah, me too.
An addictive Flash game where you create grids into pictures.
You are a word detective. You're like the Sherlock Holmes of words!
Think you're good at Tetris? Then you haven't tried this version. When you rotate a block, you also rotate your perspective. If you want a real challenge, check out night mode.
Defend your tower with the awesome bubble tanks. Killed enemies make satisfying popping noises.
Align the gears to get your charge from one end of the level to the other.
Fly as hard as you can! Upgrade using money you receive from flying hard.
Do as you're told. Except when you're told not to.
There is tons of balancing to be done in this awesome balancing game. Get to work, you guys.
Here's a delightfully retro platformer to help you get through the rest of Monday.
An atmospheric, incredibly emo puzzle platformer. Immerse yourself in your own unutterable loneliness and solve puzzles at the same time!
Two natural born enemies face off in a battle to the death in Unicorn Vs. Narwhal! Control six different characters (all horned, and mystical, of course) as they rumble in space, under water, and near a fantastical castle of course.
A nifty little puzzle game in which the object is to crush some pesky, meddling archaeologists with a big rock.
The premise of this game is that there are some things in space that you need to blow up.
A cute little point-and-click puzzle game from Bart Bonte.