Time Waster
26 Songs That Prove How Different The World Was In 2011
Damn, time flies.
8-Bit "Mad Men" Choose Your Own Adventure Videos
The closest you'll ever get to being Don Draper. Bring Don the confidence, inner peace and fresh ideas he needs to save the company!
Monster Bark (Puzzle Game)
Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments.
Dude, Check Out My Son's Epic Dinosaur Sketches!
No seriously he drew these. Also, zombies. Because I can. I do what I want
Tower Force Game
Build defense towers to stop the enemy invasion!
Hey Bronies, Create Your Own Pony!
I have spent WAY too much time playing with deviantART user generalzoi's excellent Pony Creator. Way too much time... And I am not ashamed.
Wild West Milkshakes (Game Battle)
As a wizard in the wild west, you have to catch as many strawberry milkshakes in this non-alcoholic saloon as possible. It's best if you don't think too hard about that last sentence.
Saved By the Bell Interactive 16-Bit Game
Stop what you're doing and go play this game. The FineBros, best known for their 'Kids React To Viral Videos' series, have created this interactive game for all of us who miss the best show of the 90's.
Mr Runner 2 (Game Battle)
You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on "Low Quality" if the game gets jumpy on you.]
Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems
There is something deliciously satisfying about playing the villain. In this tower defense game, you are charged with keeping adventurers from making off with your ill-gotten gains.
Mega Miner (Game Battle)
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)
Liftrauser [Game Battle]
I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.
Free Captain America Video Game
In a pretty sweet effort to help promote the upcoming Captain America movie, Marvel launched a free flash video game on its Website.
Color Infection 3
A long-awaited sequel to the awesome Color infection puzzle games. All you have to do is turn the yellow balls brown. Easy, right?
BBQ Hero 2: Second Serving!
July 4 is the biggest barbecue holiday of the year – and here and MindJolt, we want you to be prepared. Are you a barbecue master?
Cursed Treasure
Battle game.
Dibbles: For The Greater Good (Game Battle)
In feudal bug society, nothing is more important than protecting the King. Using their own bodies as bridges, blocks and sticky goo, guide these Dibbles to the goal in each level.
Learn To Fly 2 (Game Battle)
Holy shit, they made a sequel to the world's greatest penguin-themed upgrade game!
'90s TV Show Theme Song Quiz
Test your knowledge of '90s TV show theme songs and take a stroll down memory lane! A fun exercise in nerd quotient.
Sound Fly (Game Battle)
Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable.
RAINBOW DASH ATTACK!! (Game Battle)
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. Play the large version here.
Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure
This game was created, drawn, and voiced by Cassie, who is obviously the most awesome 5-year old girl in the world. Click here to play. Lemons really are evil! (Via)
Upbot Goes Up
The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck.
You're Toast! (Game Battle)
Since we're all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You're toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost!
Same Game Figther (Game Battle)
Check out Same Game Fighter. It is pretty difficult (I gave up after round 3). If you can figure out how to get past there let me know how you did it. It is kind of a puzzler/rpg combine, and I love the throw back graphics. (Via The Uniblog)
Flight (Game Battle)
Throw a paper plane as far as you can. Collect points and upgrade your plane so you can throw it even further. Simple, addicting and the catchy relaxing soundtrack doesn't help matters. This is today's guaranteed time waster.
Spite Cannon 2 (Game Battle)
Blow apart smiling shapes with a cannon! Knock shapes loose, buy upgrades, even design your own levels!
Angry Birds Now Playable Free Online
I don't know what rock you've been living under if you haven't played this game yet, but Angry Birds is now available to play FOR FREE online thanks to Google.
Save Sam!
Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)
Royal Beasts (Game Battle)
He-ey! This flash game just taught me something. Sneaky bastards. Medieval and Renaissance England were home to many royal animals from far off lands. In seven mini-games, control a polar bear, a lion, a baboon and more to score points.
Portal Tetris (Game Battle)
This is the ninth level of gamer hell. What sort of evil genius would create this?
Ninja Or Nun 2 (Game Battle: Royal Wedding Edtion)
On word that there may have been secret super ninja nuns sitting next to Will and Kate during the wedding ceremony. If the media had played this, maybe they'd have learned to tell the difference between ninjas and nuns in the first place.
Vampire Physics (Game Battle)
Turn the dudes into vampires with your vampire dude.
Royal Wedding Riff-Raff Bash (Game Battle: William and Kate Edition)
If not with bride or groom then you go boom! Prince Philip is armed with a cannon at the gates to Westminster Abbey and he isn't afraid to use it! (Bonus points for stopping celebrity crashers with lethal force.)
Upgrade Complete 2 (Game Battle)
Warning: You have to upgrade EVERYTHING in this game. The user interface, the play button, even the mouse cursor - you have to buy ALL of it. Eventually, well, you'll see ...
Tetris Heaven Becomes Reality
Oh Internet, this why I love you more than anything else. Yesterday, this image exploded online, making many a Tetris gamer wish something this magical could exist. Wish granted.
My Little Army (Game Battle)
Combining my love of warfare and adorable characters? Perfect. Take your selected hero and his minions on a quest to collect all the Mythballs. Way more entertaining than Scott's zombies or whatever that physics thing is Jack posted.
It's Like Gravity (Lame Battle)
[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE'S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!]
BlockDrop (Game Battle)
In light of all the anxiety-inducing shit going on in the world today, I present to you this Zen-like game, Block.
Hambo (Game Battle)
You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game).
Wooden Path 2 (Game Battle)
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges.
Omega Box (Game Battle)
Fly through space, avoiding baddies and gulping down plasma to keep your jetpack fueled up. Make the achievements and earn medals. Medals can be exchanged for super powers! (Via AddictingGames.)
Sugar, Sugar (Game Battle)
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup!
Excit (Game Battle)
You are stuck in a spreadsheet! (In this game.)
Twitter Search Of The Day: "Mispell"
Endless, self-satisfied fun for pedantic orthography nerds like yourself. (Via.)
Burrito Bison (Game Battle)
God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious.
Cube Droid Saves The Galaxy (Game Battle)
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!
Sushi Cat 2
The insanely fun sequel to the insanely fun game, Sushi Cat. I had to get this up before Jack or Scott had a chance to post it for Game Battle.
Canary (Game Battle)
Guide the canary through the space cave and cut your way through the rocks blocking your path.
Aequilibrium 3 (Game Battle)
I hope you like Balancing Games!
Tealy And Orangey (Game Battle)
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though!
Fade (Game Battle)
For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.
SHIFT: Freedom! (Game Battle)
The fifth chapter in the SHIFT series.
Corporation Inc. (Game Battle)
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
Grain Strain (Game Battle)
You have 1 minute to catch 40 grains. This was my favorite flash game for a long time. Simple concept but gets hard quickly and is totally addicting. Post ascreen-cap of your highest level in comments. No way you can get past level 12 ... just sayin'.
House Of Dead Ninjas (Game Battle)
This game is a super fun retro maze game. With ninjas!!!!
The Fox And The Duck (Game Battle)
This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.
Liquid Measure 2 (Game Battle)
Put the appropriate amounts of liquid into the appropriate containers.
Fish Need Water (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Fuck it, let's go crazy. What else were you planning on doing this afternoon anyway?
Agility (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Game Battle comes early this year! Use your skillz to get the thing into the thing in this attractive timing-based puzzler. Things start getting weird after Level 10. (Via.)
Infected [Game Battle]
Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.
Spikes Tend to Kill You (Game Battle)
Understatement of the year. A retro-style platformer with the challenge level notched up to 11.
Blast Off Bunnies
Shoot the bunnies up into the air and gain upgrades so you can shoot them further.
Live Home Alone Reenactment On Twitter
PSA: The Geek Squad are reenacting the entirety of Home Alone over Twitter right now.
Butt Scan
You're drunk at the office Christmas party and you find yourself alone with the copy machine.
Jumpless (Game Battle)
This game would be super easy if you could jump.
Orbox B (Game Battle)
An exceptionally challenging Point-A to Point-B puzzler. In space, apparently.
Nimball Rewind
Beat the clock to race through the levels.
Anbot (Game Battle)
Help the robot worker drone escape from the oppressive factory and, hopefully, form some sort of a union once he gets out.
Tentacle Wars [Game Battle]
This is a tough game to get through.
Love (Game Battle)
You'll figure this awesome game out pretty quick. Post screenshots if you break 3,000 points.
PETA's Super Tofu Boy (Meat Boy Parody)
For those of us who were unable to play the awesome (and incredibly challenging) Meat Boy game due to ethical considerations.
Sex Scene Or Murder Scene Guessing Game
Today, we play games. That's just how it's going to work this Sunday.
Doodle Pets
Another game! Today, we play games. That's just how it's going to work this Sunday.
Milo Physics
Drop the shapes so the ball can reach the stars.
Gravity Llama
This is just like Gravity Duck, except with a llama, and therefore better.
Robolander (Game Battle)
Help the robot land!
Bloons Tower Defense 4 (Game Battle)
Mesmerize yourself on the Sandy Spiral Track, get lost in the Subterranean Sewers, explore the secrets of the Monkey Temple, or challenge your wits on the Triangle of Insanity in this Bloons TD 4 expansion pack.
All We Need Is Brain (Game Battle!)
Give the zombies the old bait-and-switch by luring them into traps using delicious brains.
Blow Things Up
Brutally murder the innocent orange ball creatures with your merciless anarchistic bombing campaign.
Truck Loader (Game Battle)
Use your worker robot to load up the trucks with boxes.
The Organ Trail (Game Battle)
It's just like the old Oregon Trail. Except with Zombies. Yes, you can still get dysentery.
Gravitee Wars [Game Battle]
Use gravity to blast your enemies into oblivion before fleeing to the other side of your tiny planet and avoid incoming missiles.
Thomas Was Alone (Game Battle)
A minimalist puzzle game.
Corporate Climber (Game Battle)
You're the new guy at a big nameless corporation, and if you want to get anywhere in your career, you need to work your way to the top.
Survival Lab
Use your skillz to stay alive amidst a barrage of bombs and lasers. Collect coins! This game is utterly mindless, but I'm enjoying it.
Moonlights (Game Battle)
Honestly, at this point, I'm already too drunk to play these games effectively.
Road Of The Dead
Incredible new zombie-fighting upgrade game.
Gravity Duck [Game Battle]
Control gravity to help get your duck get the golden egg.
Recordshop Tycoon [Game Battle]
Build up your music sales empire to become the greatest record shop in existence.
My First Quantum Translocator
Use Your Quantum Translocator to navigate these clever little puzzle levels. Post screenshots if you beat it. This game is kind of hard! (Via.)
Blocks With Letters On 3 [Game Battle]
Jack and Scott aren't around today, so I need some competition for game battle this week.
The Illusionist's Dream (Game Battle)
To me, this has a very steam punk vibe.
Pwong 2 (Game Battle)
This game is like old school Pong on crack.
Lost Head (Game Battle)
A nifty little physics puzzler for your Friday afternoon.
Sieger [Game Battle]
Hit those stupid pampered lords where it hurts.
Parking Space 2 (Game Battle)
This parallel parking simulator game is just as frustrating as actual parallel parking!
Doooors (Game Battle)
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors.
Murloc RPG (Game Battle)
Just because Blizzard won't let you play as a Murloc doesn't mean you can't...as long as you don't mind dubious copy-right infringement.
Roly Poly Cannon 3 (Wednesday Game Battle)
Part 3 of this extremely addicting physics-based shooter series. Lots of levels plus lots of extra achievements to unlock.
