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10 Incredibly Addictive Browser Games That Will Consume Your Soul

Cancel your meetings. Take the phone off the hook. Set your IM to "away." You're going to need a little free time.

Game Battle: Drawfender

This is a perfect game for if you are, to take a random example, excruciatingly hungover on the day after your office Holiday party. Draw things! Defend yourself!

Knightmare Tower (Game Battle)

Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!

Fracuum (Game Battle)

I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it's bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.

Burrito Bison Revenge

The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now.

8-Bit "Mad Men" Choose Your Own Adventure Videos

The closest you'll ever get to being Don Draper. Bring Don the confidence, inner peace and fresh ideas he needs to save the company!

Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2 (Game Battle)

You all loved the first one, so why not kill the rest of your afternoon on the sequel. Go on, you didn't have anything better to do today.

Earn To Die (Game Battle)

Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!

Monster Bark (Puzzle Game)

Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments.

Chuck The Sheep (Game Battle)

What a great game! Enjoy it. (Seriously, it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, what else are you doing? Just enjoy it.)

Dude, Check Out My Son's Epic Dinosaur Sketches!

No seriously he drew these. Also, zombies. Because I can. I do what I want

Siege Hero: Viking Vengeance (Game Battle)

Destroy the towers, and ye shall win. An enjoyable and fun game.

Kingdom Rush (Game Battle)

Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.

Tower Force Game

Build defense towers to stop the enemy invasion!

Hey Bronies, Create Your Own Pony!

I have spent WAY too much time playing with deviantART user generalzoi's excellent Pony Creator. Way too much time... And I am not ashamed.

Wild West Milkshakes (Game Battle)

As a wizard in the wild west, you have to catch as many strawberry milkshakes in this non-alcoholic saloon as possible. It's best if you don't think too hard about that last sentence.

Saved By the Bell Interactive 16-Bit Game

Stop what you're doing and go play this game. The FineBros, best known for their 'Kids React To Viral Videos' series, have created this interactive game for all of us who miss the best show of the 90's.

Mr Runner 2 (Game Battle)

You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on "Low Quality" if the game gets jumpy on you.]

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems

There is something deliciously satisfying about playing the villain. In this tower defense game, you are charged with keeping adventurers from making off with your ill-gotten gains.

Mega Miner (Game Battle)

Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)

Liftrauser [Game Battle]

I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.

Free Captain America Video Game

In a pretty sweet effort to help promote the upcoming Captain America movie, Marvel launched a free flash video game on its Website.

Color Infection 3

A long-awaited sequel to the awesome Color infection puzzle games. All you have to do is turn the yellow balls brown. Easy, right?

BBQ Hero 2: Second Serving!

July 4 is the biggest barbecue holiday of the year – and here and MindJolt, we want you to be prepared. Are you a barbecue master?

Cursed Treasure

Battle game.

Dibbles: For The Greater Good (Game Battle)

In feudal bug society, nothing is more important than protecting the King. Using their own bodies as bridges, blocks and sticky goo, guide these Dibbles to the goal in each level.

Learn To Fly 2 (Game Battle)

Holy shit, they made a sequel to the world's greatest penguin-themed upgrade game!

'90s TV Show Theme Song Quiz

Test your knowledge of '90s TV show theme songs and take a stroll down memory lane! A fun exercise in nerd quotient.

Sound Fly (Game Battle)

Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable.

RAINBOW DASH ATTACK!! (Game Battle)

ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. Play the large version here.

Nyanicorn (Game Battle)

How do you make Robot Unicorn Attack even better? Have a Nyan Cat version, of course. Goodbye productivity.

Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure

This game was created, drawn, and voiced by Cassie, who is obviously the most awesome 5-year old girl in the world. Click here to play. Lemons really are evil! (Via)

Upbot Goes Up

The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck.

You're Toast! (Game Battle)

Since we're all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You're toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost!

Same Game Figther (Game Battle)

Check out Same Game Fighter. It is pretty difficult (I gave up after round 3). If you can figure out how to get past there let me know how you did it. It is kind of a puzzler/rpg combine, and I love the throw back graphics. (Via The Uniblog)

Flight (Game Battle)

Throw a paper plane as far as you can. Collect points and upgrade your plane so you can throw it even further. Simple, addicting and the catchy relaxing soundtrack doesn't help matters. This is today's guaranteed time waster.

Spite Cannon 2 (Game Battle)

Blow apart smiling shapes with a cannon! Knock shapes loose, buy upgrades, even design your own levels!

Angry Birds Now Playable Free Online

I don't know what rock you've been living under if you haven't played this game yet, but Angry Birds is now available to play FOR FREE online thanks to Google.

Save Sam!

Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)

Royal Beasts (Game Battle)

He-ey! This flash game just taught me something. Sneaky bastards. Medieval and Renaissance England were home to many royal animals from far off lands. In seven mini-games, control a polar bear, a lion, a baboon and more to score points.

Portal Tetris (Game Battle)

This is the ninth level of gamer hell. What sort of evil genius would create this?

Ninja Or Nun 2 (Game Battle: Royal Wedding Edtion)

On word that there may have been secret super ninja nuns sitting next to Will and Kate during the wedding ceremony. If the media had played this, maybe they'd have learned to tell the difference between ninjas and nuns in the first place.

Vampire Physics (Game Battle)

Turn the dudes into vampires with your vampire dude.

Royal Wedding Riff-Raff Bash (Game Battle: William and Kate Edition)

If not with bride or groom then you go boom! Prince Philip is armed with a cannon at the gates to Westminster Abbey and he isn't afraid to use it! (Bonus points for stopping celebrity crashers with lethal force.)

Upgrade Complete 2 (Game Battle)

Warning: You have to upgrade EVERYTHING in this game. The user interface, the play button, even the mouse cursor - you have to buy ALL of it. Eventually, well, you'll see ...

Tetris Heaven Becomes Reality

Oh Internet, this why I love you more than anything else. Yesterday, this image exploded online, making many a Tetris gamer wish something this magical could exist. Wish granted.

My Little Army (Game Battle)

Combining my love of warfare and adorable characters? Perfect. Take your selected hero and his minions on a quest to collect all the Mythballs. Way more entertaining than Scott's zombies or whatever that physics thing is Jack posted.

It's Like Gravity (Lame Battle)

[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE'S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!]

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