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Game Battle: Drawfender

This is a perfect game for if you are, to take a random example, excruciatingly hungover on the day after your office Holiday party. Draw things! Defend yourself!

Knightmare Tower (Game Battle)

Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!

Fracuum (Game Battle)

I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it's bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.

Burrito Bison Revenge

The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now.

Earn To Die (Game Battle)

Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!

Monster Bark (Puzzle Game)

Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments.

Kingdom Rush (Game Battle)

Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.

Tower Force Game

Build defense towers to stop the enemy invasion!

Wild West Milkshakes (Game Battle)

As a wizard in the wild west, you have to catch as many strawberry milkshakes in this non-alcoholic saloon as possible. It's best if you don't think too hard about that last sentence.

Mr Runner 2 (Game Battle)

You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on "Low Quality" if the game gets jumpy on you.]

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems

There is something deliciously satisfying about playing the villain. In this tower defense game, you are charged with keeping adventurers from making off with your ill-gotten gains.

Mega Miner (Game Battle)

Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)

Liftrauser [Game Battle]

I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.

BBQ Hero 2: Second Serving!

July 4 is the biggest barbecue holiday of the year – and here and MindJolt, we want you to be prepared. Are you a barbecue master?

Dibbles: For The Greater Good (Game Battle)

In feudal bug society, nothing is more important than protecting the King. Using their own bodies as bridges, blocks and sticky goo, guide these Dibbles to the goal in each level.

'90s TV Show Theme Song Quiz

Test your knowledge of '90s TV show theme songs and take a stroll down memory lane! A fun exercise in nerd quotient.

Sound Fly (Game Battle)

Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable.

Upbot Goes Up

The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck.

You're Toast! (Game Battle)

Since we're all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You're toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost!

Same Game Figther (Game Battle)

Check out Same Game Fighter. It is pretty difficult (I gave up after round 3). If you can figure out how to get past there let me know how you did it. It is kind of a puzzler/rpg combine, and I love the throw back graphics. (Via The Uniblog)

Flight (Game Battle)

Throw a paper plane as far as you can. Collect points and upgrade your plane so you can throw it even further. Simple, addicting and the catchy relaxing soundtrack doesn't help matters. This is today's guaranteed time waster.

Angry Birds Now Playable Free Online

I don't know what rock you've been living under if you haven't played this game yet, but Angry Birds is now available to play FOR FREE online thanks to Google.

Save Sam!

Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)

Royal Beasts (Game Battle)

He-ey! This flash game just taught me something. Sneaky bastards. Medieval and Renaissance England were home to many royal animals from far off lands. In seven mini-games, control a polar bear, a lion, a baboon and more to score points.

Upgrade Complete 2 (Game Battle)

Warning: You have to upgrade EVERYTHING in this game. The user interface, the play button, even the mouse cursor - you have to buy ALL of it. Eventually, well, you'll see ...

Tetris Heaven Becomes Reality

Oh Internet, this why I love you more than anything else. Yesterday, this image exploded online, making many a Tetris gamer wish something this magical could exist. Wish granted.

My Little Army (Game Battle)

Combining my love of warfare and adorable characters? Perfect. Take your selected hero and his minions on a quest to collect all the Mythballs. Way more entertaining than Scott's zombies or whatever that physics thing is Jack posted.

It's Like Gravity (Lame Battle)

[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE'S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!]

BlockDrop (Game Battle)

In light of all the anxiety-inducing shit going on in the world today, I present to you this Zen-like game, Block.

The Charlie Sheen Winning Game (Game Battle)

It's been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let's unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting!

Omega Box (Game Battle)

Fly through space, avoiding baddies and gulping down plasma to keep your jetpack fueled up. Make the achievements and earn medals. Medals can be exchanged for super powers! (Via AddictingGames.)

Famous Objects From Classic Movies (Game Battle)

Combining movie trivia and Hangman, this game is sure to destroy what little productivity you may have contributed today. Just click on the top from "Inception" to start playing. Consider the gauntlet thrown in our Friday Game Battle!

Burrito Bison (Game Battle)

God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious.

Cube Droid Saves The Galaxy (Game Battle)

On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!

Fade (Game Battle)

For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.

Grain Strain (Game Battle)

You have 1 minute to catch 40 grains. This was my favorite flash game for a long time. Simple concept but gets hard quickly and is totally addicting. Post ascreen-cap of your highest level in comments. No way you can get past level 12 ... just sayin'.

The Fox And The Duck (Game Battle)

This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.

Infected [Game Battle]

Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.

Blast Off Bunnies

Shoot the bunnies up into the air and gain upgrades so you can shoot them further.

Butt Scan

You're drunk at the office Christmas party and you find yourself alone with the copy machine.

Anbot (Game Battle)

Help the robot worker drone escape from the oppressive factory and, hopefully, form some sort of a union once he gets out.

Love (Game Battle)

You'll figure this awesome game out pretty quick. Post screenshots if you break 3,000 points.

Doodle Pets

Another game! Today, we play games. That's just how it's going to work this Sunday.

Bloons Tower Defense 4 (Game Battle)

Mesmerize yourself on the Sandy Spiral Track, get lost in the Subterranean Sewers, explore the secrets of the Monkey Temple, or challenge your wits on the Triangle of Insanity in this Bloons TD 4 expansion pack.

Blow Things Up

Brutally murder the innocent orange ball creatures with your merciless anarchistic bombing campaign.

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