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Time Waster

Damn, time flies.

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Cancel your meetings. Take the phone off the hook. Set your IM to "away." You're going to need a little free time.

This is a perfect game for if you are, to take a random example, excruciatingly hungover on the day after your office Holiday party. Draw things! Defend yourself!

Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!

The long-awaited sequel to the fantastic absurdist launch game, Burrito Bison. You should probably set aside about two and a half hours and just beat this bad boy right now.

The closest you'll ever get to being Don Draper. Bring Don the confidence, inner peace and fresh ideas he needs to save the company!

You all loved the first one, so why not kill the rest of your afternoon on the sequel. Go on, you didn't have anything better to do today.

Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!

Here is a charming puzzle game with a very distinctive style to help you while away your afternoon. How far can you get? Post a screenshot in the comments.

What a great game! Enjoy it. (Seriously, it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, what else are you doing? Just enjoy it.)

No seriously he drew these. Also, zombies. Because I can. I do what I want

Destroy the towers, and ye shall win. An enjoyable and fun game.

Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.

Build defense towers to stop the enemy invasion!

As a wizard in the wild west, you have to catch as many strawberry milkshakes in this non-alcoholic saloon as possible. It's best if you don't think too hard about that last sentence.

Stop what you're doing and go play this game. The FineBros, best known for their 'Kids React To Viral Videos' series, have created this interactive game for all of us who miss the best show of the 90's.

You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on "Low Quality" if the game gets jumpy on you.]

There is something deliciously satisfying about playing the villain. In this tower defense game, you are charged with keeping adventurers from making off with your ill-gotten gains.

I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.

A long-awaited sequel to the awesome Color infection puzzle games. All you have to do is turn the yellow balls brown. Easy, right?

July 4 is the biggest barbecue holiday of the year – and here and MindJolt, we want you to be prepared. Are you a barbecue master?

Battle game.

In feudal bug society, nothing is more important than protecting the King. Using their own bodies as bridges, blocks and sticky goo, guide these Dibbles to the goal in each level.

Test your knowledge of '90s TV show theme songs and take a stroll down memory lane! A fun exercise in nerd quotient.

Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable.

How do you make Robot Unicorn Attack even better? Have a Nyan Cat version, of course. Goodbye productivity.

The best kind of puzzle game: simple concept, incredibly challenging results. Good luck.

Since we're all toast on Saturday, May 21, we might as well get some practice running for our lives. You're toast! Run from the monster! Jump for the ledge! Grab PB and J for power-ups and hit the toasters for a boost!

Throw a paper plane as far as you can. Collect points and upgrade your plane so you can throw it even further. Simple, addicting and the catchy relaxing soundtrack doesn't help matters. This is today's guaranteed time waster.

Blow apart smiling shapes with a cannon! Knock shapes loose, buy upgrades, even design your own levels!

I don't know what rock you've been living under if you haven't played this game yet, but Angry Birds is now available to play FOR FREE online thanks to Google.

Here's a fun stacking-based physics game featuring a (presumably) lovable alien. Save him by getting him to the star! (The story doesn't really make a ton of sense.)

He-ey! This flash game just taught me something. Sneaky bastards. Medieval and Renaissance England were home to many royal animals from far off lands. In seven mini-games, control a polar bear, a lion, a baboon and more to score points.

On word that there may have been secret super ninja nuns sitting next to Will and Kate during the wedding ceremony. If the media had played this, maybe they'd have learned to tell the difference between ninjas and nuns in the first place.

Turn the dudes into vampires with your vampire dude.

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