There were many, many Jamaican accent jokes.
"The security here at the O2 are quite hot on suspicious packages, so I'd keep it under wraps."
Girl power at its finest.
The 1975 and Calvin Harris took home two awards each.
The Queens of the Brits have done it again.
So many stars, so little time.
Who hung out with who?
"Goodbye, house I'll never be able to afford."
The song is widely understood to address the negative comments made when he and other grime rappers were on stage with Kanye West at the Brits in 2015.
TL;DR: That house fell off the stage.
*Insert joke about property plummeting*
Brooklyn Beckham = a slightly cold nan.
I am the eyes emoji IRL.
The slay continues.
"A supernova in a firmament of shining stars had been extinguished and it felt like the sky had fallen in."
However, they did broadcast Dermot saying the word "batshit crazy" seconds earlier.
It's all about aesthetics, guys.
GIRL POWER IS REAL.
All the red carpet looks you need too see.
Actual human flame emojis.
People really went with the casual part of smart-casual in the '90s.
This is some ~black magic~.
The Canadian rapper also announced he has signed to grime artist Skepta's Boy Better Know record label.
We all know the real drama happens behind the scenes.
IT'S THE HUMIDITY.
"Adele don't even bother sitting down babe just stay up there."
And gave us another 400 reasons to love her.
What a weird, weird night.
It was alongside Bowie's former tour band and he was given a posthumous trophy.
Spoiler alert: Adele.
"BLEEP BLEEP FUCK BLEEP BLEEP."
Ladies and gentlemen, she is back.
Including 2/5 of the Spice Girls and 2/5 of One Direction...
Not only did they look sensational, they brought their mums along too.
The star revealed the news on Instagram, before hitting the red carpet with her new fiancé.
They put on a united front on the red carpet.
UPDATE: A petition has been launched calling for the Brit Awards to release its voting academy diversity figures.
We turned up to the Brit Awards armed with a bluetooth selfie stick. What could possibly go wrong?
Ed's 6am face is all of our 6am faces.
More or less everything Taylor Swift did, basically.
From the makeup chair to the after-parties.
Is there nothing she can't do?
Oh my goodness... Update: Madonna said that her cape was tied "too tight."
And they proved it at the Brits.
Literally shake, shaking it off. (And all alongside Kim K).
"It didn't take!"
And everyone fell in love.
Wait your turn.
There were dragons and chandeliers and emojis.
Because she's Kim Kardashian and she'll do whatever she damn pleases.
If you weren't girl crushing hard before, you will be now.
It was a pretty star-studded night.
And, just for good measure, without white people as well. <3 you, FKA Twigs.