5-Across: Come to the rescue.
8-Across: I got mine in 6 minutes (using a felt marker)
1-Down: Book that a ton of people swear by
7-Down: Channel for total sportsheads (is sportsheads a term? Do I fit in?)
6-Down: The better kind of herpes
11-Down: Animated character who would be a huge asset in a snowball fight
4-Across: "I'm in love with the ___" (comment from a hot chocolate enthusiast)
There may or may not be a secret message when you finish the puzzle!
9-Across: Make a happy kitty sound.
7-Down: Stomper before "Finding Nemo" or "Wall-E"
Can you figure out why some answers are missing their clues in today's themed crossword?
9-Down: Type of watermelon obviously sent from heaven to prevent us from having to spit
2-Down: 2004 Ashlee Simpson hit in which she expresses her desire to sing a song she doesn't know the lyrics to with someone in the kitchen on the floor.
22-Across: Prefix with -mobile or -erotic asphyxiation.
5-Across: Bad thing to confuse with your breath strips before a job interview
38-Down: Cohort of Tay Sway and Schumes in the world of fun celebrity feminism
18-Across: Titan sentenced to hold up the world... But what does he stand on?!?!
1-Across: Salad-topping meat crumbles
1-Down: Onetime Disney Channel alter ego of Hannah, current twerker/rabble-rouser/all-purpose racial reappropriator
4-Down: How many people showed up to my one-man show about growing up in a big, crazy family
33-Down: Perfect producer to call in to work on any of the starred songs in today's puzzle?
10-Across: "yooo u up rn? wyf?" at 1 a.m., probably
This one should last you through the long weekend :)
29-Across: Take down, as your giant vagina painting before your in-laws come visit
32-Across: It's like a tiny Chinese burrito
28-Across: Only '90s kids will remember this kids channel named after the first movie theaters!
9-Across: 8x platinum Nicki Minaj hit dedicated to "the boys with the boomin' system"
15-Across: Oscar winner who's playing Newt Scamander in the newest Harry Potter product... I mean movie
33-Across: Fictional contest held 75 times in the country of Panem...or the theme of this puzzle?
8-Across: Hourlong period where you can just forget about the world in the dim, sweaty room you've dreamt about all day and, like the instructor says, just leave it all on the bike.
1-Across: Early messaging program with "screen names" on a "buddy list"
4-Down: Movie musical broadcast live earlier this year starring Vanessa Hudgens and Carly Rae Jepsen
7-Down: Emotion you do NOT want to evoke from God, trust me, I got smited once, not fun for anyone
Find all the secret answers and win a hug and my deep, undying respect!
11-Across: Works like my short story where Legolas, Katniss, and I develop a messy psychosexual three-way relationship at an archery retreat in upstate New York.
16-Across: "Rocket Power" protagonist who was super arrogant for a guy who's leading a surfing gang of one dude and his sister.
9-Down: Ice cream place where the employees all sing when you tip which is why I never tip
1-Across: Company that premiered "The Tonight Dough" on "The Tonight Show"
Today's BuzzFeed Crossword, 5/5/16
12-Down: Comedy Central sitcom starring Abbi and Ilana as Abbi and Ilana
8-Down: Jewish celebration that's kind of like an Old Testament-themed drinking game
13-Across: Musical genre you could also use to censor the f-word if you're too scared to say it like Bruno Mars
29-Across: Fictional twins who live in a hotel and often terrorize the guest (no, not "The Shining"...)
12-Across: "Rubber Duckie" singer, in the nude, in a bath, with someone's hand inside him.
13-Across: Someone who used to watch "Rugrats" on TV and bring Lunchables to school and use Limewire
16-Across: Dropper of the visual album 5-Down on HBO Now on 4/23
Lil Jon is up to something nasty.
It's a wonderful solve.
1-Across: Dog whose last year this is to shit on the White House lawn
1-Across: Shiny coat applied to some luscious lips
9-Down: Fall Out Boy song that begins, "I'm gonna make you bend and break"
I know you can figure out what's going on with this one...
1-Down: Person with prominent butt cleavage, stereotypically.
1-Across: Do a dance famously appropriated by Miley Cyrus in the "We Can't Stop" music video
A classic themeless for all you crossword lovers!
It's a transformative experience.
9-Across, 7 letters: Prison Sirius Black escaped from as a dog.
It's easy af and I know you can do it.
Do you have what it takes to finish the hardest puzzle of the week?
Can you figure out the TV-related theme of this challenging Thursday puzzle?
Can you figure out all these classic movie face-offs? (Besides the best face off, "Face/Off")
Your second step on the way to the Friday stumper!
Solve at your own peril.
This is Thursday, remember? Nobody said it would be easy.
Can you figure out the bonus theme answer in today's medium crossword?
Now we're getting a little tougher... can you handle it?
A perfect puzzle for new solvers! Don't be shy, try the easiest and teensiest BuzzFeed puzzle of the week!
Can you survive a smattering of nasty puns, wicked wordplay, and general cruciverbal badassery?
Think you can figure out the theme just by looking at the grid?
A nice antidote to last Monday's puzzle
See if you can figure out who's behind/in front of the camera!
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Solves Your Puzzle???
This loser puzzle is a complete mess. Just ask 12-Across.
Crosswords have feelings too, you know.
Do you think you can handle the hardest puzzle of the week?
Why not? 3-Down is "Celebrity chef whose weird lowbrow douchery and hair turned him into a widespread meme"
Hint: He's the Greatest Living Artist Ever To Puzzle
The most important question of 2015 is now a crossword puzzle.
Y'all ready for this?
Just don't get on your high horse about it.
I solve you so much sometimes it hurts.
...but especially the BuzzFeed crossword.
U think u got what it takes to finish this bad boy?
Can you figure out your order using this medium crossword puzzle?
How quickly you figure out the theme of this easy puzzle?
Think you can figure out the theme of this tricky mofo?
Bout to drop this medium freestyle.
An easy Monday crossword to start your week!
No theme. No limits.
Happy hour has just begun!
An easy crossword that will take over a year to digest.
This puzzle is filled with hard-to-spot cameos!
The celebrity BFFLs you didn't see coming
They put their diapers on just like the rest of us, only way richer.
Happy anniversary, Classic Board Game, and Happy New Year's Eve to all!
Test your knowledge in the teensy arena of the grid!
It also sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake
The secret to playing the game is hidden in the theme of the puzzle
Can you find where that smell is coming from?
That's where I want to be!