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Say goodbye to the BuzzFeed puzzle section with this ginormous themeless puzzle!

11-Across: With 21-Across, what the two letters in the logo of the 2016 Republican ticket do (and kind of do in this puzzle)

12-Across: Product Steve Jobs called "the training wheels for the iPhone"

9-Across: "Hello, Emma Stone's movie career" or "Goodbye, Emma Stone's movie career"!

18-Across: Viral augmented reality phenomenon that projects fake animals from your childhood onto the world through your phone.

5-Across: Come to the rescue.

8-Across: I got mine in 6 minutes (using a felt marker)

1-Down: Book that a ton of people swear by

7-Down: Channel for total sportsheads (is sportsheads a term? Do I fit in?)

6-Down: The better kind of herpes

32-Across: Character whose directive to "catch 'em all" inspired his last name...or vice versa...I'm not totally sure how that worked out, or if it was just a coincidence

11-Down: Animated character who would be a huge asset in a snowball fight

4-Across: "I'm in love with the ___" (comment from a hot chocolate enthusiast)

There may or may not be a secret message when you finish the puzzle!

9-Across: Make a happy kitty sound.

7-Down: Stomper before "Finding Nemo" or "Wall-E"

Can you figure out why some answers are missing their clues in today's themed crossword?

9-Down: Type of watermelon obviously sent from heaven to prevent us from having to spit

2-Down: 2004 Ashlee Simpson hit in which she expresses her desire to sing a song she doesn't know the lyrics to with someone in the kitchen on the floor.

22-Across: Prefix with -mobile or -erotic asphyxiation.

5-Across: Bad thing to confuse with your breath strips before a job interview

38-Down: Cohort of Tay Sway and Schumes in the world of fun celebrity feminism

18-Across: Titan sentenced to hold up the world... But what does he stand on?!?!

1-Across: Salad-topping meat crumbles

1-Down: Onetime Disney Channel alter ego of Hannah, current twerker/rabble-rouser/all-purpose racial reappropriator

4-Down: How many people showed up to my one-man show about growing up in a big, crazy family

33-Down: Perfect producer to call in to work on any of the starred songs in today's puzzle?

10-Across: "yooo u up rn? wyf?" at 1 a.m., probably

This one should last you through the long weekend :)

29-Across: Take down, as your giant vagina painting before your in-laws come visit

32-Across: It's like a tiny Chinese burrito

28-Across: Only '90s kids will remember this kids channel named after the first movie theaters!

9-Across: 8x platinum Nicki Minaj hit dedicated to "the boys with the boomin' system"

15-Across: Oscar winner who's playing Newt Scamander in the newest Harry Potter product... I mean movie

33-Across: Fictional contest held 75 times in the country of Panem...or the theme of this puzzle?

8-Across: Hourlong period where you can just forget about the world in the dim, sweaty room you've dreamt about all day and, like the instructor says, just leave it all on the bike.

1-Across: Early messaging program with "screen names" on a "buddy list"

4-Down: Movie musical broadcast live earlier this year starring Vanessa Hudgens and Carly Rae Jepsen

7-Down: Emotion you do NOT want to evoke from God, trust me, I got smited once, not fun for anyone

Find all the secret answers and win a hug and my deep, undying respect!

11-Across: Works like my short story where Legolas, Katniss, and I develop a messy psychosexual three-way relationship at an archery retreat in upstate New York.

16-Across: "Rocket Power" protagonist who was super arrogant for a guy who's leading a surfing gang of one dude and his sister.

9-Down: Ice cream place where the employees all sing when you tip which is why I never tip

1-Across: Company that premiered "The Tonight Dough" on "The Tonight Show"

Today's BuzzFeed Crossword, 5/5/16

12-Down: Comedy Central sitcom starring Abbi and Ilana as Abbi and Ilana

8-Down: Jewish celebration that's kind of like an Old Testament-themed drinking game

13-Across: Musical genre you could also use to censor the f-word if you're too scared to say it like Bruno Mars

29-Across: Fictional twins who live in a hotel and often terrorize the guest (no, not "The Shining"...)

12-Across: "Rubber Duckie" singer, in the nude, in a bath, with someone's hand inside him.

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