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Bill And Steve's Excellent Adventure

Just look at these guys.

TrafficBeasts

Your Light Saber and You

Here's a vintage instructional lightsaber safety video.

DarthVader

Some Bullsh*t Happened

The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances.

Ash

Christina Hendricks' NYMag Cover

I could found a religion on those hips.

Medea Maimonides

Zen Kitty

You would be smiling too if you could balance tomatoes on your head and paws.

Every Day Is Caturday

The Ultimate Interspecies High-Five

Maybe not the ultimate, but definitely the coldest and clammiest.

Peggy Wang

People have started leaving flowers and Thank You Cards outside the Beijing Google office in response to their maybe-quitting China. (You can read about the business stuff below, or just look at the pretty flowers.)

Amanda Dobbins

'The Jeff Dunham Show' Cancelled!

Culture win?

aestheticoctopus

Tough Girl

She doesn't take shit from anyone. [But what could make this child even more of a badass? Add yours!]

Sam Kujawski

Periodic Table of Beer

This is actually insanely useful if you surround yourself with (/are) the types of people who like snotty microbrew bars.

Amanda Dobbins

Dangerous Wands

After graduating from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger decides to take on a real challenge. Teaching in the worst magic school around.

Ash

Newlyweds On The Job

A best man secretly set up a motion sensor attached to the newlyweds' bed which tweets every time it detects any "rocking" activity, along with a "frenzy index."

Peggy Wang