Just look at these guys.
They should teach this in schools. (Via Afternoon Snooze Button.)
Here's a vintage instructional lightsaber safety video.
The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances.
The future is near!
I could found a religion on those hips.
You would be smiling too if you could balance tomatoes on your head and paws.
They drink it out of a bag, like a giant Capri Sun.
Maybe not the ultimate, but definitely the coldest and clammiest.
Pen porn, you guys. This is totally NSFW if you're a ballpoint. (Frucomerci via 9gag.)
A great little How-To for all you amateurs who keep accidentally writing friendly, encouraging notes when you're trying to get someone to do something.
As you might expect, microwaving a box of wine is not just a great idea. It's the greatest idea. Watch and learn.
People have started leaving flowers and Thank You Cards outside the Beijing Google office in response to their maybe-quitting China. (You can read about the business stuff below, or just look at the pretty flowers.)
The Ady Gil, a stealth boat used by the anti-whaling group Sea Shepherds, was cut in half by a Japanese vessel in the Antarctic this morning. The six-man crew was rescued.
She doesn't take shit from anyone. [But what could make this child even more of a badass? Add yours!]
This is actually insanely useful if you surround yourself with (/are) the types of people who like snotty microbrew bars.
After graduating from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger decides to take on a real challenge. Teaching in the worst magic school around.
A best man secretly set up a motion sensor attached to the newlyweds' bed which tweets every time it detects any "rocking" activity, along with a "frenzy index."
And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you with crappy block pieces.
I honestly didn't even realize that I missed Rick Moranis until I saw this video.
A video compilation of hilarious and bizarre quotes taken from online fundamentalist Christian forums.
This Daft Punk soundboard turns your keyboard into a robo-electric music maker.
Demetri Martin wrote a 224-word poem consisting of all palindromes (a word or a phrase which is the same when read from the start or the end).
Facebook's terms of service (TOS) now says they can do whatever they want with your content, whenever they want.
One of my all time favorite Photoshop jobs -- the famous "F*ck You, I'm an Anteater" Anteater shows up in a classic Edward Hopper painting.