Just look at these guys.
Here's a vintage instructional lightsaber safety video.
The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances.
The future is near!
I could found a religion on those hips.
You would be smiling too if you could balance tomatoes on your head and paws.
Maybe not the ultimate, but definitely the coldest and clammiest.
As you might expect, microwaving a box of wine is not just a great idea. It's the greatest idea. Watch and learn.
She doesn't take shit from anyone. [But what could make this child even more of a badass? Add yours!]
This is actually insanely useful if you surround yourself with (/are) the types of people who like snotty microbrew bars.
After graduating from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger decides to take on a real challenge. Teaching in the worst magic school around.
A best man secretly set up a motion sensor attached to the newlyweds' bed which tweets every time it detects any "rocking" activity, along with a "frenzy index."
And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you with crappy block pieces.
Facebook's terms of service (TOS) now says they can do whatever they want with your content, whenever they want.
One of my all time favorite Photoshop jobs -- the famous "F*ck You, I'm an Anteater" Anteater shows up in a classic Edward Hopper painting.