The longest list of things that ARE NOT penises that you will see today.
Collect them now before the market crashes!
A ranking you didn't know you needed.
A humble salute in GIFs.
A few years ago Lauren Leto, creator of Texts From Last Night, posted a blog entry describing people based on the authors they love. She has since published a book based on this post called Judging a Book by Its Lover. I felt it was time to give this hilarious and staggering list the Buzzfeed Treatment™
115 Lovely Seinfeld GIFs...Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
"Remember...the Force will be with you, always."
"That's the kind of movie that I like to make, where there is an invented reality and the audience is going to go someplace where hopefully they've never been before. The details, that's what the world is made of." — Wes Anderson
Essential life hacks from rock & roll's most exuberant poet-philosopher, motivational speaker, and author-elect .
Thank you, BuzzFeed, for ruining my diet.
The end isn't near, it's here.
Mix and match each of these to make the perfect fall meal every day. Click the images to view the recipes!
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore
30 Rock was the best show on TV. You will be missed this fall.
This is going to happen soon to the Northern Hemisphere. We might as well get ready for it or move to Australia. Besides, the autumn is the best time of the year for wearing sweaters and looking at plants.
Why? Because you need your Johnny-fix for the day.
We're all made of the innards of large stars, so, really, we're ALL royal.
One year from today is the 100th anniversary of Austrian archduke Franz Ferdinand's assassination in Sarajevo, the event widely considered to be the trigger that started World War I. Here are 99 things you need to know about Franz Ferdinand the man (not the band), the political climate in Europe and the Balkans leading up to 1914 and the tick-tock of events that occurred on June 28, 1914 that led to his death.
As if you needed convincing. Yeah, a lot of these things can be done any time of the year....but there's something about summer that makes them so much better
The internet does what Dr. Robotnik never could.
It's time!!! OMG OMG so much color, who even knows what to do.
247 best shots of your favorite Grace Under Pressure comedic actress Brett Butler!
If you had to choose one, and ONLY one favorite lunch box, which one would it be?
Proof that everything is easier to learn when presented via Pokemon-style. Artist Kacie D. lovingly anthropomorphized every single element, which deserves to be converted into a children's book.
I would cuddle all of them so hard.
Throwing shade on shady cats.
Super cute and creepy at the same time.
It's 7/11, which means that it's National Slurpee Day. To celebrate the Official Drink of Teens, here's a mega list of adolescents drinking Slurpees.
Prepare to feast your way through the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm suddenly very sad I never had one of these as a kid.
Come on in, everybody: it's a 4/20 .gif party! WARNING: this page may slow down your computer while loading/give people who aren't under the influence a seizure.
You know what the Internet was missing? A comprehensive list of Disney afternoon cartoon intros. Now we can all take comfort knowing that it exists.
Featuring Susan Boyle!
"Capture the Moment: The Pulitzer Prize Photographs" is a hair-raising and historical collection of 118 award-winning photos that has toured the nation for more than a decade. The exhibition is currently on display at the Yellowstone Art Museum in Billings, Montana. (via.)
Elmo is the best and some celebrities (read: Paul Rudd) are also the best. Here are 100 pictures of famous people and Elmo being the best together.
So many lost souls led astray by the dark path of shiny, gold leggings and black lace unitards. Which is your favorite?
The internet has a cutlery fetish. There is no other way to explain this phenomenon.
Send them all to your sweetheart. Then drive by her house over and over.
That cracking sound you hear is your heart breaking. Your cynicism won't help you here.
The complete contents of my Bunnymen folder. Enjoy! [Ed. note: Two things: 1. This list is going to give me nightmares. 2. Does everyone keep a "Bunnymen folder?"]
For anyone who's been bullied, belittled or beaten down, we want you to know: It Gets Better. This list of inspirational videos from celebs and civilians alike is still growing. Add your favorites or record your own and post them in the comments below.