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Twenty-three is the worst year. If you're 23, I'm sorry. You'll make it.

Apparently, though, Asian women are preferred by everyone.

WARNING: Only attempt these if you are a moderate-to-severe D-bag.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Whatevs.

"Are we getting pizza or what? I don't mean to change the subject, but are we?"

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