"Now I know why the Golden Globes are on a Sunday, because Oprah just took me to church..."
"For the male nominees in the room tonight, this is the first time in three months it won't be terrifying to hear your name read out loud."
Oh hai, uncomfortable moment.
"I am PROUD to wear my BLACK & be a part of this movement. Today I stand boldly w/ my sisters & everyone fighting for equity & parity across all industries."
"We no longer live in the gaps between the stories. We are the story in print."
"To all the people ... who do everything they can to stop The Handmaid's Tale from becoming real," Bruce Miller said as he accepted the Golden Globe for best drama series.
Slay, Hannah Baker.
Just a little eye candy break!
"I hope we can elicit change through the stories we tell and the way we tell them."
And they even let him finish his speech this time.
Relationship and red carpet goals.
"I wish I had more middle fingers."
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri and Big Little Lies both won big.
"OH. MY. GOD. IT'S MERYL!"
Because I died. I'm dead now, and my ghost is writing this post.
"I was so shocked to hear that E! doesn't believe in paying their female cohosts the same as their male cohosts," Messing told Giuliana Rancic after Sadler quit the network over her pay.
Who's the boss? He's the boss!
"I think she just set the tone for the night..."
Don't pick what you think WILL win, pick what you WANT to win.
When it comes to the Globes, the gloves come off.
Alternatively, just use this as your to-watch list.
You still have a few days to catch up...
"It's nice at 44."
Marlee Matlin, Danny Woodburn, and Maysoon Zayid reveal their reactions to the Hollywood icon's speech to BuzzFeed News.
And it went as expected.
Here's what celebrities did after the awards!
Can't wait for next year's Emma Stone Awards!
Sitting down on the red carpet, complaining about finger sandwiches, and taking her shoes off to collapse at the end of the night.
So did Christian Slater, according to his face.
Trump tweeted that Streep is "one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood" and a "Hillary flunky" after she gave a speech about him at the Golden Globes.
A million miles from Winterfell and still being queens.
"We have to keep telling these stories very truthfully and honestly," Barry Jenkins to journalists at the 2017 Golden Globes.
"It's our responsibility to make magic again ’cause I think a lot of the shit that's happening now is bullshit."
Tonight was my first time at the Golden Globes and my first time peeing in the same room as Sarah Paulson.
The Manchester by the Sea actor, who previously settled two sexual harassment lawsuits, won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama.
"Still don't know if I was nominated. When are we supposed to know by?"
"Serve that tea, girl, put some lemon in it." —Leslie Jones
"The fact that a primarily African-American jury in Los Angeles could find fault with the police department is not that surprising," Brown told reporters in the 2017 Golden Globes press room.
Have you seen these babies?
"There was no way that we can have anyone in office [who] is not an extension of our own belief system. So then, what does that say about us?"
"It's pink and there are stars on it."
*THE SOUND OF VIOLENT SOBBING*
Reason #49 I'm happy there's a lot of wine at the Golden Globes.
After Tracee Ellis Ross won for Best Actress in a TV Comedy, this Trump tweet was unearthed like the undead from a grave!
Couples and carpets goals.
The internet never forgets.
Never forget when Mandy Moore co-hosted TRL with Carson Daly every day. Never, ever, forget.
The superior Ryan forever and for always.
The last time was Debbie Allen in 1982.
Moonlight! Emma Stone! Donald Glover! And more!
"Be yourself because your worth is more than that."
"Jenna Bush doesn’t care about black movies."
Featuring a lot of glam squads, face masks, and robes.
The Golden Globes never felt so high school!
My vote for best dressed!
A lot can happen in 10 years.
Big day for La La Land.
"That's trending, huh?"
Let's not give all the awards to The Revenant, k?
Bryce Dallas Howard Was Refreshingly Honest While Talking About How She Got Her Globes Dress At A Department Store
Alternate headline: Bryce Dallas Howard is cool as fuck.
Test your fashion knowledge.
Look at all the fun you missed out on!
The results are jaw-dropping.
Fashion is in the stars, after all.
"You can't live your whole life behind your phone, bro."
"Methinks there may be a Pussy Posse party tonight."
These reactions truly say it all.
We've all been there.
But it never really was all that secret.
He'll always be #1 in our hearts.
We were all Alan Cumming.
*grabs inhaler* *calls 911*
Get it? Cookies?
Prepare to fall in love.
In this post it's best to pretend that the Golden Globe in his hands is YOU.
John Krasinski's face is a puzzle.
"Hi, I'm America Ferrera...not Gina Rodriguez."
Queen Latifah did not look amused.