Katy Perry's Tour Rider: No Carnations, No Looking At Her
Katy Perry’s 45-page-long concert rider demands "ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS."
Top 25 Reactions To Trump Not Running For President
The Tea Party lost their savior today. And Trump, Judi won't be watching the Celebrity Apprentice season finale next Sunday because of this. Shame on you.
Deathers are people who believe Osama bin Laden is still alive. They are basically the new birthers. Here are some of their Osama bin Laden death theories taken from their "official" Facebook group.
The Room Where Osama Bin Laden Was Killed
From ABC News, bloody images and video from the room where U.S. forces shot and killed Osama bin Laden. A.K.A., "the kill site." Again, these are graphic, so the squeamish may want to move on.
Glenn Beck Bashes Glee, Calls It A "Horror Show"
Glenn Beck rants for 6 minutes about how horrible Glee is and how it's destroying America.
Plumber Gets William And Kate's Faces Tattooed On His TEETH
A plumber from England named Barmy Baz Franks spent £1,000 and six hours in a dentist's chair getting Prince William and Kate Middleton's faces tattooed on his teeth.
Louis Theroux Returns To The Westboro Baptist Church
Earlier this month, British documentarian Louis Theroux publicized the results of his second trip to the Westboro Baptist Church to see how the Phelps family and their fellow cult members have changed over the past few years. In four parts, this honest look inside the WBC is often frustrating and sometimes quite poignant. Do yourself a favor and check it out if you haven't already.
Jesus Vs. Thor
Passive aggressive Christian note. What's the matter, Christianity? Don't like all the publicity for another bearded son of a god who walked among men? You jelly?
Dead Alien Found In Russia
Here's a real thing that's a dead alien that they definitely found in Russia.
Can Anyone Top This Resume?
Don't think anyone's resume can top this one. This will surely catapult Eric into ... not sure what!
New York Times Declares Game Of Thrones For Boys Only
What is this. I can't even...Rage. Building. Ignorance. Painful. No Ginia Bellafante. So much is wrong with the things you were allowed to publish that I must insist you turn your ovaries in immediately.
There Are More Important Things Than School
Does a Battlestar Galactica marathon out-rank finals? Depends on what kind of nerd you are.
32 Things You've Been Calling The Wrong Name
Some everyday items and things have become so widely used that their brand names have all but replaced their actual names. This is a list of those products and their popular brand names along with their actual, patented generic terms. Remember, not all bandages are band-aids and not all delicious frozen sugary treats are popsicles.