"You wonder why I don't like to call you my girlfriend? Because I want to call you my wife."
"Find someone who looks at you the way everyone looks at Betty White..."
How does he do this ALL the time???
Our TV family is looking so good!
Milo Ventimiglia playing Party Guest #1 in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is iconic!
Are you more of a "Best Drama" or "Best Comedy"?
“I’m hoping that people don’t feel satisfied because they saw a lot of people win, and then think that we’re done,” she told Vanity Fair.
"Understandably, some people have been disappointed by this photo. In truth, I am disappointed by it as well. I’ve been reading a lot of harsh comments on Twitter today and I hear you loud and clear. Truly I do."
Really?! In front of MY salad (and by salad, I mean Keith Urban)?!
They were both there at the Emmys last night.
"I feel like if I don’t make a Chance the Rapper mixtape, like double mixtape, a bunch of 14-year-olds are gonna kick my ass," Glover said at the Emmys.
"Shame on the Emmys for the Spicer validation."
"They cut me off before I got to thank my wife — Ryan Michelle Bathé, you’re everything. You make my life worth living."
*"Heaven Is a Place on Earth" plays gently in the background.*
"By you acknowledging me with this award, it shines a light on it even more."
"My outfit for the Emmys: tightie-whities by Calvin. Chips by Ruffles."
And the award for cutest couple goes to...
The late Fox News patriarch was accused of sexual harassment by more than 20 women before his death in May of this year.
"Unlike the presidency, Emmys go to the winner of the popular vote."
The last man of color to win the award was Robert Guillaume in 1985 for Benson.
He won for his performance on the HBO limited series The Night Of.
"Always glad to be her Plan B when Joe is working..."
Jermaine Fowler is really getting the audience going.
She won the red carpet. It's over. Go home.
She claimed the honor for writing Master of None's acclaimed "Thanksgiving" episode with Aziz Ansari.
If you listen closely you can hear all of Atlanta screaming right now.
"And, of course, Bill Maher. I assume he's black."
"I was busy thinkin' 'bout BOYS." -Me watching the Emmys right now.
"All my friends who watch TV, I always ask them when they have time to," Woodley said. "When do people have time to? I'm a reader, so I always read a book."