"Have a holly jolly Christmas!"
We know you better than you think.
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
It’s never too early to put up the tree... and to treat yourself.
"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care."
What does your future hold?
Baby all I want for Christmas is... food.
Do you see what I see?
You'll never want to leave this pillow fort.
Is there even such a thing as too early?!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show(s)!
Christmas food knows everything.
*spoilers* It's a bit Grinch-y.
I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.
These movies are always solid gold.
No same-sex marriage, and offshore detention. Merry Xmas 'Straya.
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."
'Tis the season for corny lyrics.
Happy holidays to you and yours!
♫ He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! ♫
Santa Claus is comin' to town!
♫ One, two, three, not only you and me ♫
It might just be your lucky day!
Let's hope it's not coal.
How good or bad is your eyesight?
The weather outside is frightful, but the chocolate's so delightful.
Or, as Ariel would call them, thingamabobs.
Why even bother with a main course?
Sometimes he's hard to find.
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Baby.
How well do you know-ho-ho your favorite Christmas movies?
Time to get lit.
Get your buzz on.
Only the naughty are allowed to take this quiz.
The results might surprise you!
If you looove Elf, this quiz is for you.
Even though you might not end up following them, it's still nice to know.
Harry, the scar-headed wizard, had a very marked up head.
You sit on a throne of lies.
The numbers game knows all.
Welcome to 2017: May the odds be ever in your favor.
Or just watch Christmas movies while eating pizza...
Pause Love Actually and watch this instead.
Tell me nothing; show me everything.
Chocolate = Love.
♫ Santa Claus is coming to town! ♫
“I want a barbie and a pony and roller skates and roller skates for the barbie and for the pony.”
After a lifetime of cookies, Santa is definitely ready for a change.
Got a lot of Starbucks lovers... under the mistletoe.
Happy Christmas, Harry!
Do you really remember who said these lines?
We have a sixth sense.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Just don't blame us when you get these songs stuck in your head.
Because you can't get a gift card to Central Perk.
(But, like, wtf do you do with a partridge in a pear tree?!)
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
Because Disney and Dickens are a surprisingly good match.
Naughty or nice, you deserve a cocktail!
“I just like to smile, smiling is my favorite.”
Oui oui, il y a pire que vous.
♫ I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my (emoji) heart. ♫
Be careful which sweater you call ugly at the party.
It's Christmas magic!
It's time for the annual viewing party!
“Christmas spirit is not something that can be turned off like a faucet on Dec. 26.”
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire of judgement.
A true nice-lister would be able to...
It's that time of year!
For those who have been a little naughty this year...
~Treat yo' self~
You're too much!
All that glitters is not gold.
Don't lie: You've always wanted to know.
Are you the first toy maker to the king?
Regardless, you're a mean one.
And I am here for the food.
Although choosing just one is near impossible!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
But why is the carpet wet, Todd??
Hope you were paying attention!
Will it be puppies or kittens for you?
A match made in holiday heaven.
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like an ugly sweater!
It's the most wonderful time of the year...to make your opinions known.