WARNING: Do not read this post unless you fucking love drama.
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Looking back at some of the most powerful and eye-catching pictures we published this year.
A lot of the time I don't know what they're on about, but man, teens are funny.
"I just want to jump as high as the girls in the tampon commercials."
Despite hurricanes, wildfires, and the looming threat of nuclear war, globally the number of disaster deaths was quite low this year.
Tbh, these are the best vibrators, butt plugs, and dildos in my sex toy drawer this year.
When President Obama wished Vice President Biden a happy birthday with a meme and our hearts melted.
Mum: Your room is a mess! Me: It's not as big as a mESS AS THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT!!
It's time to think back on everything you loved this year.
We did a lot of crying this year, and sometimes it had nothing to do with the news. (Warning: Spoilers ahead.)
"I've still never seen a fidget spinner in person. So I guess I've made all the correct life choices?"
Superhero Bob Newby in Stranger Things stole our hearts.
Uber had a tough year, but it’s still standing. Here’s how the company beat the odds and managed to survive 2017.
I don't want to hear the words "plebiscite" or "dual citizenship" ever again.
When he worked out shirtless and killed us all.
From a tiny kitchen to a pie shop to a pineapple under the sea, theater in 2017 took us outside our comfort zone. Here's a look at the best of the year, presented in alphabetical order.
Or as I like to call them, ~little movie foreplay nuggets~.
2017 really was the Nicole renaissance.
"Shia LaBeouf-designed wedding dresses do not come cheap."
2017: The year Americans discovered egg cups.
The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
2017 may have been a shit year overall, but it was a great year for literature.
From Bob Katter's croc speech to Sophie on The Bachelorette, this year has given us a lot to work with.
2017 – the year that most Australians were captivated by the mystery of who pissed in Jarrod's pot plant.
If you think most of these are going to be animals, well, damn. You're right.
In a year full of garbage men, thank Odin for Taika Waititi.
"This morning's sleep crust I'm rubbing out of my eyes is 100% apple pie."