Duck

Duck

OH GOD IT'S A GOOSE

Duck

Duck

OMG OMG WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU???

Duck

Duck

HOLY SHIT I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Oh. Thank God. Duck. Duck again.

Duck

OH THE HUMANITY

I'm so happy it's a duck I could cry.

Guys. Guys. Where are you going?

SPARE ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AT HOOOOOOME

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

OH GOD DON'T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And that, children, is why we run when they say "GOOSE!"
