This is a real thing I purchased earlier today. Also, whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
2. Update: Instant Civil War not so instant after all.
- It's Day 2 of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Here's what you need to know.
- Three Qaddafi henchmen who are wanted for embezzling millions from Libya have been found living comfortably in Britain.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.