This is a real thing I purchased earlier today. Also, whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
2. Update: Instant Civil War not so instant after all.
- Baylor University's president and football coach have been removed for failing to address a team sexual assaults scandal for years.
- Here we go: Donald Trump has reached the number of delegates needed to be the Republican presidential nominee.
- The UK will be the first country to issue letters for same-sex couples abroad to ensure their next-of-kin rights are upheld.