Screenshots: Hilariously, when you meet a character for the first time the game displays both a pigeon and a human avatar so if you’re having difficulty relating to a goddamned bird, you can think about your potential boyfriend as a doe-eyed anime dude instead.
Character Profiles: Here’s a sampling of the character profiles. They’re in Japanese, but trust me when I say you’re better off not knowing what they say. I guess you’re supposed to be turned on by these. Oh, and the first image is the “Hatofel Boyfriend.” I have no idea why he’s bleeding.
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