1. Little Red Riding Hood is cute…wait…
2. Oh. Noodles. Oh.
3. Um. Ew.
4. Great, now that’s stuck in my head.
5. I’m afraid to drink water now.
6. I would scream too.
7. Kill it with fire.
8. Simple, but terrifying.
9. This is literally bananas.
10. I know why this one is popular.
- President Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos compared historically black colleges and universities to charter schools, spurring criticism of "whitewashing history."
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 30.
- PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight."