1. Little Red Riding Hood is cute…wait…
2. Oh. Noodles. Oh.
3. Um. Ew.
4. Great, now that’s stuck in my head.
5. I’m afraid to drink water now.
6. I would scream too.
7. Kill it with fire.
8. Simple, but terrifying.
9. This is literally bananas.
10. I know why this one is popular.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀