Showed up to a guys house on time for our first date. He asked me to come into his house and wait because he hadn't started getting ready. 15 minutes in he comes to me with a shaving razor and shaving cream in hand and asked if I could shave the super thick hair on his upper neck…Â
We have a teenage son, (aka: human garbage disposal). He eats soooooo much!!!! Here's some tricks we've managed to help stay within budget:
I go to the .99 cent store and purchase packs of strawberries / blueberries / blackberries /mangos for .99 cents each. Take home, wash, freeze.…Â
I told my son at a young age that Santa wasn't real. In kindergarten he INSISTED he WAS real because ALL the other kids believed. I straight up said. "Listen! No fat white guy in a suit is going to take credit for all the sh!+ I've bought you. You got a choice- keep your mouth shut…Â
I work for a mobile retail store. I hate when I spend 2 hours on Black Friday selling a phone to a customer knowing DAMN WELL its far beyond their technical knowledge level just to have them return it the next day with the excuse, "I cannot figure it out". I feel like telling them,…Â
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