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By now you probably know what SLOTH looks like. You know, something like THIS:
Or this:
Or this.
But maybe brown’s not FULLY YOUR COLOR.
Maybe you’re slightly allergic to the thought of Cecropia leaves.
Or you find the whole aesthetic just a little ~BORING~.
Maybe PASTEL SLOTH Is more your scene.
Otherwise known as nu sloth or like, sloth lite.
Pastel sloth is all about mixing the pretty with the gritty.
Sloth shades + dark makeup = slothfection.
So how do you do it?
Your makeup should be dark. But there’s no reason not to add a splash of color in there.
But you can pair black eyespots and lips with a bunch of pastel slothadows.
And the more you look like a manga character, the better.
Slowly put on a pair of these ombré tights under a black babysloth dress.
Dye your fur any number of gorgeous shades. Like this:
And this.
Or this.
And focus on the marriage of creepy and cute. Like the juxtaposition of this pretty pastel fur with this hAwT bLaCk LiPsTiCk.
Everything sloth and delicate should have a sharp, sort of dangerous edge.
That should even extend to your nail art.
You can go for sloth-propriate creepers, but choose ones with a bit of sheen.
Mix up your dark, muddy browns with religious iconography.
And don't be afraid to SIY (Sloth It Yourself).
Pastel sloth is fabulous yet slowly making contact with the glutes in a motion designed to cause pain but used in such slow motion that it does not affct the target. But on combat boots.
Feel free to indulge in jewelry, as long as it hovers on the cute-slothy threshold.
Like this:
Or this.
Your wound care should match your sunny yet slow disposition.
And even your meals should embrace the vibrancy of slothism.
Sloth on.
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