What’s Your Pitchfork Score?

Let us officially calculate what you’re worth to the universe.

    1. Auguste Comte
    2. John Stuart Mill
    3. Søren Kierkegaard
    1. Henry David Thoreau
    2. Karl Marx
    3. Friedrich Nietzsche
    1. Max Weber
    2. Bertrand Russell
    3. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
    1. Disney
    1. The Strokes, “Is This It”
    2. The Breeders, “Last Splash”
    3. New Order, “Power, Corruption & Lies”
    1. Mariah Carey, “Glitter”
    2. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, “Before Today”
    3. Madvillain, “Madvillainy”
    1. Fugazi, “13 Songs”
    2. “(500) Days of Summer” soundtrack

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