This is Iggy Azalea.
I mean, you know her by now, right?
At this point, her song "Fancy" is pretty much the indisputable song of summer.
"Fancy" has a perfect throwback video, and it's INCREDIBLY catchy...
It's also packed with lines about being the most badass you.
And now Ariana Grande's "Problem," which features an Iggy verse, is a monster smash and basically everywhere.
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Iggy's been around for a while, but now it's time to fully embrace that 2014 needs this flawless Aussie woman. Why?
1. First off, she gives very good advice.
2. She's always reminding us that you can't control anyone's actions but your own, so you need to take care of yourself.
Good energy will always be what makes you shine... And what you decide to do with YOUR energy is all you should be focused on.
3. She stands up to the bigwigs of the industry and for the songwriters who deserve their due.
4. She always encourages us to dance, shamelessly, however we want.
5. And she never apologizes for flaunting what her mama gave her.
Big booty problems.
I thought my pants went well on stage yesterday until I came come and saw they had started to split.
Dat.
Ass.
Tho.
6. She's got an insanely majestic mane, and has the wrapped ponytail look on lock.
7. And her Instagram doubles as a Pinterest inspiration board.
8. She's the queen of crop tops.
9. And is basically a living, breathing, walking fashion magazine full of inspiration.
10. She commits herself 100% to whatever she's doing, 100% of the time, and that includes Halloween.
11. She and her boo, Nick Young of the Lakers, are just the cutest damn thing and make us believe in love.
12. She's also an amazing – and goofy – friend.
13. And a cheerleader for her peers.
I just want to steal @ArianaGrande and ride off on a unicorn somewhere. Her voice will be the perfect soundtrack for all this.
14. When she and Angel Haze teamed up to do their own version of Jay and Kanye's "Otis," it was magic.
15. She's not afraid to make fun of herself.
16. Because she knows all that matters is GETTING. YOURS.
I know traditionally women want the 'mrs.' Title... I just want the 'multi millionaire' title.
Ps. I wouldn't mind if I looked like a straight gremlin without makeup because I still slay you all with a drag beat. Baaaaiiiiii. *twirls*
So let's all bow down to the queen of summer 2014.
Baaiiii.
