1. Proofread the entire translation. No typos found.

2. Maybe if I stare hard enough at Chinese language, it will translate itself.

3. One does not simply trust Google Translate.

4. Translate word for word you did not.

5. There is no word for Waldeinsamkeit in English.

6. No coffee? No translation.

7. Look at all the translations I've done today.

8. False friends, false friends everywhere.

9. When I finish the translation before the deadline.

10. The moment when someone's grammar is so bad, Facebook says "See translation".
