When you don't shave, your face feels like a porcupine.
You don't want to be covered in wrinkles.
You should always be ready for a little action.
You don't want to have bits of food all over your face all day.
Your beard makes your face look creepy.
Everyone wants glowing skin.
Your unibrow makes you look dumb.
You should always look your best.
No one wants to kiss your weird beard.
Even a dog won't lick an unkempt face.
