I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas. No seriously, bananas are great, and if you don't like them, I don't know what's wrong with you.
"I swear, it's not what it looks like!"
If he doesn't want the cookie, then he'll make sure that nobody else can have the cookie.
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